Grieves Puns

During the mourning

Keanu Sleeves

"May I say a word?"

Sniffling, the widow agrees. The old man clears his throat, "Plethora"

"The widow smiles. "Thanks, that means a lot."

I took it back because I felt sorrowful, grieved, contrite, apologetic, regretful, and remorse

The next day I woke up to her sobbing and I told her “good mourning!”

She came out with this one today:

"I don't know why he jumped in front of the train, but he must have had a real loco motive."

Hey fam... My grandpa passed away yesterday and as I’ve been reflecting on old memories I vaguely remembered this old joke he used to tell me. I was hoping maybe someone in this community could help. I don’t remember much about it other than that it was about a suit that didn’t fit and the person in the joke had to keep getting it tailored. And maybe it was just the way my grandpa told the joke, but he’d always make this really theatrical voice and yell “hey! what did you do to my new suit?!” If anyone can help a grieving girl out that would be swell. :)

Keanu grieves.

For instance, a friend of mine said his phone died, so I responded "Well don't grieve too much, after all it was never really alive"