Grass Fed Puns

A list of puns related to "Grass Fed"

The price of grass fed beef is higher than grain fed beef, but you wanna know what beef is the most expensive?

Weed fed beef... High Steaks!

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👤︎ u/Chefboyclakie
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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What Did The Stoner Have For Dinner

POTPIE.....

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👤︎ u/MassZge
📅︎ Jun 01 2022
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A doctor, an engineer and a agent of US department of agriculture bureau of land management got lost in the Amazon and came across a cannibal tribe. Which of the 3 men did the cannibals select to eat?

The last one - he’s grass Fed

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👤︎ u/whatknot2
📅︎ Aug 15 2022
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Why did the cannibal eat only vegans?

He likes his meat to be only free range and grass fed

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👤︎ u/GreenJedii
📅︎ Jun 11 2022
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I think I’m going to go on a plant based diet.

From now on I’m making sure all my beef is grass fed.

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👤︎ u/CoochMuffler
📅︎ Mar 29 2022
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What do you call an argument you have while you're high?

Grass fed beef.

Came up with this myself, am proud.

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👤︎ u/pineapplelovesgoat
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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How do you call a fight between two stoners?

Grass fed beef.

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👤︎ u/ShadowstepBRB
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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What do you call 2 neighbors having a lawn dispute?

Grass-fed beef.

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👤︎ u/mikeissogroovy
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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My dad at dinner tonight

We were eating special hormone and steroid free grass fed steak and my sister asked what hormones are.

Dad: do you know how to make a hormone?

Sister: no how?

Dad: just don't pay her!

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👤︎ u/adickinson
📅︎ Mar 10 2014
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