Cattle feeding Puns

A list of puns related to "Cattle feeding"

What do you call a tornado that hits a cattle feed lot?

A shit storm

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👤︎ u/MannyDantyla
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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What do Mexican cattle say when their farmers feed them?

Moo Chews Grass, Yas!

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👤︎ u/greedantoid
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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Someone put marijuana in the cattle feed.

The steaks have never been higher.

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👤︎ u/gwords16
📅︎ Oct 07 2017
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Did you hear of the debate following a recent study which found mixing marijuana into cattle feed can reduce their carbon footprint?

... The steaks have never been higher

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👤︎ u/Scrotumbrella
📅︎ Nov 05 2016
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Why will ranchers never feed their cattle marijuana?

It makes the steaks too high.

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👤︎ u/Thewilltosucceed
📅︎ Apr 20 2017
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