Gnats Puns

A list of puns related to "Gnats"

Gnat Funny

So I figure this is a regular occurrence for people, and idk if anyone's posted about it before (if so my bad), but y'all ever get real worked up about gnats?

Like,

  • It's not a mosquit-hoe.
  • Still wants to bug me anyway.
  • Can't call 911, so who do you call? S.W.A.T.?
  • You can slap your knees as much as you want but it doesn't get any funnier.
  • You might wonder if the gnat's a bit buzzed.

Sorry if these puns are so bad they fly over your head. Sometimes you just gotta wing it. 😉

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👤︎ u/PunmasterRajeev
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Planet Fit-Gnats?
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👤︎ u/OverSpeedClutch
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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You know, it seems like every time I kill a gnat, another one appears.

So, I guess you could say they're appearing at the drop of a gnat.

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👤︎ u/Falloutchief101
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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I was sitting outside and a bunch of gnats swarmed around me.

And I was like, can you gnat?

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👤︎ u/SpicyLasagna4Life
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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My wife was making fun of me for making puns then walked into a cloud of gnats

Instant Kargnatic retribution!

Funny part about it is this actually happened...

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👤︎ u/trickyd9
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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Dad, why do they spell gnomes, gnats and gnus like that?

Because it’s nothin’ but a ‘G’ thing.

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👤︎ u/NotMyFaultImMoody
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...

She draws flies and gnats.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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Eating at an Italian restaurant...

Step sister: "I'm so hungry, I could eat a house!"

Dad: "Well, I'm sure they have a house special."

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👤︎ u/sporkism
📅︎ Jul 12 2014
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Damn bugs!

Me: {swatting angrily} These bugs are irritating!

SO: Are they... "Bugging" you?

Me: No! They are driving me nuts!

SO: They are driving you... "gnats"?

Me: GOD DAMN IT!!!

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👤︎ u/awesomenein
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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