Why did Hitler wear eye glasses?
Because without them he could Nazi.
Will glass coffins ever be popular?
Why should you always wear glasses when doing Math?
My grandfather turned 90 today, but he still doesn’t need glasses.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
I accidentally sat on glass and the shattered glass went in my butt.
It was a real pane in the ass.
What do you call a talking cow wearing pants and glasses?
Dave.
*joke from my 10 year old
I can't recycle a broken window with regular glass bottles in my town.
Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?
Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."
"I'll find you....I have contacts."
Tell your kids to give grandpa his glasses back
They really need to learn to re-spec their elders
We're going to buy some glasses
Why did the pair of glasses get a job as a math tutor?
Because they help with division.
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
Why was the delivery driver forced to wear glasses?
Because everyone wanted contact-less delivery.
What do you call a glass dinosaur?
My girlfriend wanted to know what I look like with my glasses on but i told her I’ve been trying to find them for three days, she said “please I need to see”
I said yeah me too that’s why I’m looking for my glasses
What do you call a well trained group of people wearing glasses
My wife asked if I wanted wine with dinner. I said sure. She said, do you want a stem or stemless glass?
"Doesn't matter to me, I am bi-stemual".
Absolute silence.
I just got glasses due to myopia and now everything looks clear and 4K.
Guess that's my New Year's Resolution
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses.
Then I'll see what happens.
Why don't people like replacing the glass in windows?
Im not wearing glasses anymore
Old Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) got in an accident that left him with a glass eye. It was uncomfortable to sleep in over night so he took it out and hired a servant to watch it.
It was his Jed Eye Master.
Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist. While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
How do you get into an all glass China cabinet
I just went to get my glasses fixed and you’ll never guess who I ran into when I was there!
That’s right!
.... Everyone.
What do you call a dinosaur who lost his glasses?
What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?
Why was the door glass?
Because the door was ajar
I put my root beer in a square glass
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight
My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses.
He directly drinks from the bottle.
Why is stained glass popular?
It’s always looking sharp!
Why do some developers need glasses?
I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed...
Will glass coffins be a success?
I wonder, will glass coffins be popular someday?
Is it the time to adopt glass coffins?
What do you call a glass dinosaur?
Will glass coffins become popular?
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