if someone leaves you some designer clothes in their will, do they count as dead giveaways?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orangepek0e
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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OMG SISTERS JAMES CHARLES IS DOING A GIVEAWAY

his career

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suck_My_Wab
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Dead battery giveaway!

Free of charge!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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My coworker Sam likes to go karaoke, but never tells anyone. Fortunately the wristwatch he wears the next day is a big giveaway

Samsung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFullCircleK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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The sign is a dead giveaway
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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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The Anaheim hockey team should have a giveaway night where they pass out pucks with their logo on them.

Duck pucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bathroom_Pninja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Dad Giveaway

Had a dad-spotting while walking through the empty hall at school a few minutes ago. A small object rolled out of a door further down the hall followed closely by a stooped over middle-aged professor chasing after it. He nabbed it up just as I was passing by and looked up at me to say, "I've got to get out of here. I'm losing my marbles."

He then laughed to himself and quickly ducked back into the classroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladybadcrumble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2013
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When you die and donate you body to science...

it's a "dead giveaway"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yonatanruff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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When I won the grand prize at cemetery, I knew exactly what it was.

It was a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Met a suspicious guy in a graveyard trying to give me a watch.

The fact a body was attached to it made it a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.

I mean, it was a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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If I could give you a hint about the reading of my will when I die i would.

But it would be a Dead Giveaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WikidTechn9cian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What is the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghastbuster95
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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No sun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goody612
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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What do you call Iraq when you Zoom in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasuallyCritical
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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A funeral home got busted for raffling dead bodies off to med schools.

Police said it was a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikkoE82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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My son’s kindergarten teacher was arrested for heroin possession...

In hindsight, the small pupils were a dead giveaway...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I don't know why you missed getting a free corpse at the cemetery.

The sign was a dead giveaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What do you call the punchline to a joke about zombies having a gift exchange?

A dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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How do you tell a coroner from a surgeon?

It's a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tokyo-dawn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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No matter how much you push the envelope,

it'll still be stationery.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the ends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PewPewWizard2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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Some people don't know what a will is

C'mon guys, it's a dead giveaway!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epochi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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How do you know that your local morgue might not be so great?

Well if they have a summer promotion that's a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nliausacmmv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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A man was arrested for handing out corpses on the street...

talk about a dead giveaway!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIsBanned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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My grandma just sent a chain email full of these. I'll just copy and paste them.

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for the use of words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.

Here goes...

.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

And the cream of the twisted crop:

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/All_Hail_Dionysus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2015
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A will is a dead giveaway
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πŸ‘€︎ u/musemaker831
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2014
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The definition of a will is a dead giveaway.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/resonanace
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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When you die and donate your body to science...

it's a "dead giveaway"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yonatanruff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.

I mean, it was a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What's the definition of a will?

Come on guys, it's a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bricksheffield
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What's the definition of a Will?

Come on guys! It's a Dead Giveaway!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What's the definition of a will?

Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What is the definition of a will?

Come on guys it's a dead giveaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParanoiaSquared
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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You know what a will is, son?

It's a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2017
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What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealAntiPublic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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Whats the definition of a will?

Come on guys, its a dead giveaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howzieky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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What's the definition of a "will"?

You should know this. It's a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcarusI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2014
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