I was trying to give away a bunch of those little bugs that make honey.

But nobody wanted my freebies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseBeSerious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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A man goes to a beekeeper and asks for 12 bees. He counts, and sees he has been given 13....

β€œSir, you gave me an extra!” he says. The beekeeper replies β€œOh, that’s a freebie”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MARKHENRY88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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A man walks into an apiary and asks the beekeeper for a dozen bees.

The beekeeper replies: "Sure, and I'll throw in the 13th as a freebie..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitya04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. β€œThat’s one too many!” says the customer.

The clerk replies β€œIt’s a freebie”

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I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.

Me- β€œYou gave me one too many”

Shopkeeper- β€œthat one is a freebie”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadynasty94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Purchasing bees

Customer: I asked for 7 bees but you’ve given me 8?

Pet shop owner: yep, that’s a freebie :)

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I went to the apiary for a dozen bees, and the beekeeper gave me 13.

The last one was a freebie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbush85
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My order of a dozen bees came with 13 bees

When I called customer service about it they said, β€œ oh that’s just a freebie.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandaYoshi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.

It was a freebie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I asked for 12 bees at my local pet store. The owner gave me 13 bees. I said β€œyou’ve given me 1 to many!” The owner said...

...”That one is a freebie!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seymour2112
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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It's lucky to be me

I bought 20 bees at the pet store but they put an extra one in the bag... They said keep it, it's a freebie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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So There's A Bee's Nest In The Front Garden

My mum called a beekeeper, who was keen to come and take them away before something bothered the nest. So keen, he set off from 20 miles away at half nine at night. My dad's comment?

"Well of course he's keen, he's got some freebies!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkclone24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra."

"That's a freebie."

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I went to a pet shop and asked for twelve bees.

The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.

Me: "You've given me one too many"

Shopkeeper: "That one is a freebie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I went into a pet shop and told the owner that i want twelve bees

He handed me thirteen and said "last one is a freebie"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zapyre
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I went into a pet shop and asked for 12 bees. The owner counted out 13 and gave them to me. I told him, "you gave me 1 too many." He responded...

That one is a freebie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slntrob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I went into a pet shop and asked for a dozen bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.

"You've given me one too many." "That one is a freebie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirlukethemodest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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