Why couldn't Sam ever get along with his Father's sister, Ithesis?
Why did Harry Potter get along well with Postmen?
It's because he spoke parcel-tongue.
I don’t get along with car keys...
They’re always trying to start something
My coworker : My Zodiac sign is Libra ; I want everyone to get along.
Me : I'm a Cancer ; While nobody wants me, I still grow on them.
Why don't mushrooms always get along?
They like to shiitake other.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why did the horses get along so well?
They were in a stable relationship
3 and 5 seem to no get along.
They seem to be at odds with each other.
Why do vegan rappers get along with each other so well?
Because they don’t have beef.
Why couldn’t the carpenter and the lumberjack get along
They saw things differently
It's easy to get along with meteorites.
They're really down to Earth.
Why can't Windows Active Directory Servers ever get along?
Because they were born with Trust Issues..
(facepalm)
I know.. I know.. IT Nerd DadJoke...
I'll see my way out and go back into the server room where I belong..
Vegetarians always get along
They never have beef with each other!
Do you want to why I get along well with short people?
It’s because they look up to me.
Why don't hamburger buns ever get along?
There's always beef between them.
I never understood why people don’t get along with vegans.
I’ve never had a beef with one.
Why couldn't the stallion and the fly get along?
The stallion was always horsing around and fly wouldn't stop bugging him.
What is it called if a snake and an alligator don’t get along
What do you give cats that don't get along with each other?
Why don’t koalas get along with other bears??
Because they don’t meet their koala-fications
I always get along with people wearing sweaters.
They’re so easy to warm up to.
Why do travels nurses and boxers get along?
They know how to stick and move
Immortals from the movie Highlander get along like peas in a pod.
Why couldn't the cowboy get the herd of cows moving along?
He needed a cattle list to get started
Me and paper cuts just never get along.
I guess they just rub me the wrong way.
Why didn't Pirates get along with the British?
They didn't see eye to eye
I don't get along with my new dentist very well
We've had a few teething problems.
As a cook, I would like my crock-pots to get along, but alas, they will always be Rivals.
Why don't republican and democratic lesbians get along?
They're part of a different dykeotomy.
What do you call a lizard family that doesn’t get along?
Can't all the technologies just get along? They're missing out on a real friendchip.
Why didn't the Hot Dog get along with the Cheddarwurst?
He thought he was a Brat.
Why did the 2 Egyptian farters get along so well?
Because they had a Tutankhamen.
Why do people from 4 different universes not get along?
What would you call an internet family of lizards who could never get along?
What's the type of sea creature that is the hardest to get along with?
Why didn't the penguin and the polar bear get along?
Because they were polar opposites!
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way....
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way…
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me after all.
I can’t get along with my car keys
They’re always starting something
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself...
"Maybe a career as a tour guide isn't right for me?"
As i get older and remember all the people ive lost along the way, I think...
maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself...
maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
We get along like two peas in a pod.
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