Why couldn't Sam ever get along with his Father's sister, Ithesis?

Because she was his...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimli_jpc
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Why did Harry Potter get along well with Postmen?

It's because he spoke parcel-tongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s0apyjam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I don’t get along with car keys...

They’re always trying to start something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtfiction
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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My coworker : My Zodiac sign is Libra ; I want everyone to get along.

Me : I'm a Cancer ; While nobody wants me, I still grow on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theabobination
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why don't mushrooms always get along?

They like to shiitake other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silver4ura
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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Why did the horses get along so well?

They were in a stable relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g_em_ini
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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3 and 5 seem to no get along.

They seem to be at odds with each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterPrize
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why do vegan rappers get along with each other so well?

Because they don’t have beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regcrusher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why couldn’t the carpenter and the lumberjack get along

They saw things differently

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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It's easy to get along with meteorites.

They're really down to Earth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Why can't Windows Active Directory Servers ever get along?

Because they were born with Trust Issues..

(facepalm)

I know.. I know.. IT Nerd DadJoke...

I'll see my way out and go back into the server room where I belong..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Vegetarians always get along

They never have beef with each other!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Do you want to why I get along well with short people?

It’s because they look up to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KellanGP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why don't hamburger buns ever get along?

There's always beef between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/generalofbread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I never understood why people don’t get along with vegans.

I’ve never had a beef with one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Why couldn't the stallion and the fly get along?

The stallion was always horsing around and fly wouldn't stop bugging him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What is it called if a snake and an alligator don’t get along

A Reptile Disfunction 😡

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seags82
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What do you give cats that don't get along with each other?

An anti-hisstamine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Why don’t koalas get along with other bears??

Because they don’t meet their koala-fications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kartik-rao
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I always get along with people wearing sweaters.

They’re so easy to warm up to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingkruti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Why do travels nurses and boxers get along?

They know how to stick and move

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Immortals from the movie Highlander get along like peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Why couldn't the cowboy get the herd of cows moving along?

He needed a cattle list to get started

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Me and paper cuts just never get along.

I guess they just rub me the wrong way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bazz12134
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Why didn't Pirates get along with the British?

They didn't see eye to eye

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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I don't get along with my new dentist very well

We've had a few teething problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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As a cook, I would like my crock-pots to get along, but alas, they will always be Rivals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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What do you call a lizard family that doesn’t get along?

A-Reptile Dysfunction!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RWise392
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Can't all the technologies just get along? They're missing out on a real friendchip.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-just-farted69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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Why didn't the Hot Dog get along with the Cheddarwurst?

He thought he was a Brat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremyfranko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Why did the 2 Egyptian farters get along so well?

Because they had a Tutankhamen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designatedjohnny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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Why do people from 4 different universes not get along?

They are two di-verse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brekefest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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What would you call an internet family of lizards who could never get along?

eReptile Dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/primalj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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What's the type of sea creature that is the hardest to get along with?

Anenemy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dustyfingers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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Why didn't the penguin and the polar bear get along?

Because they were polar opposites!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mayormcturtle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2015
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As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way....

I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way…

I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I can’t get along with my car keys

They’re always starting something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amersyam
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself...

"Maybe a career as a tour guide isn't right for me?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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As i get older and remember all the people ive lost along the way, I think...

maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joemiley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Why are worms so easy to get along with?

Because they are always down to Earth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottstewart09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself...

maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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We get along like two peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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