He was a scholar of bayou chemistry.
Germ many
I said of course. There are no dogs in my beard.
Nevermind... I don't want to spread it.
The whole mission must be scrubbed.
But I don't want it to spread around
They make me sick.
GERM-any
Hans-anitizer
Because he was not a Germ man. He was Austrian.
But I thought "that's just a silly cone"
And it actually worked. Clearly my-grains were the issue here.
They keep the baahhhhhd germs out.
I mean, its called Germ-many
It was full of Germs
I guess you'd say I'm cure-ious.
Thanks ladies and germs! Tip your servers!
Germs and lack of sleep.
(Please shoot me after you read this!)
Because Thanos can only kill 50% of all germs while antibacterial soap can kill 99.9% of germs
A germ-man
Germ mans
The supportive friend: "U-K?"
The advice friend: thinland
The personal trainer: Core-ia
And the health specialist: Germ-any.
Feel free to add more.
It's due to Germ-an engineering
Me(to my 5 year old cousin): "time to wash your hands for dinner"
Cousin:"why?"
Me:"to get rid of the germs"
Cousin:"where do the germs come from?"
My grandpa (from the other room):"it mustve come from Germany!"
My dad keeps some hand sanitizer on-hand next to him in his car. As my dad was driving, I saw that there was a bit of hand sanitizer that had spilled onto his cup holder.
Me: Hey dad, did you spill purell?
Dad: P-U-R-E-L-L.
Me: What?
Dad: You asked me if I spelled purell, but I didn't so now I did!
Me: groans Okay Dad, did you spill purell?? [Emphasized pronunciation of word]
Dad No I didn't spill purell... because that's germ-x.
Me: groaning intensifies
Do germs come from Germany?
