Ladies and gentlemen, introducing my windowsil sons < 3
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
Gentlemen, a toast.
To bread! Because without bread, there would be no toast.
Ladies and gentlemen, a classic pun right here
Iβll be here all night ladies and gentlemen
We have reached a stage of enlightenment ladies and gentlemen
My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen: What do you call raw meat that's running late?
Tardy Tartar.
[On an aeroplane] Pilot: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are 30,000 feet in the air.
Me, to my wife: Holy cow! Thereβs no way this plane has 15,000 people!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Pitty
My local weather man, ladies and gentlemen
http://i.imgur.com/wj3wczz.jpg
Gentlemen- whatβs a shortcut to not piss on the seat?
Ctrl+P
Ladies and gentlemen, I present my father
Ladies and gentlemen. New host of meme review.
The Cumulonimbus cloud was a favorite at the gentlemen's club
He always made it rain
My Father in Law, ladies and gentlemen...
Just saw this comment he made on Facebook... http://i.imgur.com/I8k3ngT.jpg
I saw two gentlemen playing chess in the hotel lobby talkong avout past wins
They were Chess Nuts Boasting in an open foyer
βLadies and Gentlemen.β
That concludes our tour of the toilets.
My Father-In-Law, ladies and gentlemen
What type of exercise is preferred by the most courteous and respectable gentlemen?
Polites (pronounced pΙ-lΔ«-tΔz)
My mother ladies and gentlemen..
So this one just happened.
I made the mistake of telling my mother I heard Amtrak had a few job openings. To which says, "Well they do have a high Turn Over rate."
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[X-Post: r/DadJokes] My Father-In-Law, ladies and gentlemen
Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you "DAD MOVIE PUNS" youtube.com/watch?v=Vooceβ¦
Ladies and gentlemen, my next song is entitled 'Subtraction'.
Take it away.
Demi Lovato, ladies and gentlemen.
Q: What's your favourite dish?
A: I like mugs.
Ladies and gentlemen, Batdad! youtube.com/watch?v=YlVi0β¦
Pilot : Ladies and Gentlemen, we are 30,000 feet in the air
Me to my wife : Holy Cow ! There's no way this plane has 15,000 !
