Ladies and gentlemen, introducing my windowsil sons < 3
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
Ladies and gentlemen, a classic pun right here
Iโll be here all night ladies and gentlemen
We have reached a stage of enlightenment ladies and gentlemen
My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen: What do you call raw meat that's running late?
Tardy Tartar.
[On an aeroplane] Pilot: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are 30,000 feet in the air.
Me, to my wife: Holy cow! Thereโs no way this plane has 15,000 people!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Pitty
My local weather man, ladies and gentlemen
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present my father
Ladies and gentlemen. New host of meme review.
My Father in Law, ladies and gentlemen...
Just saw this comment he made on Facebook... http://i.imgur.com/I8k3ngT.jpg
โLadies and Gentlemen.โ
That concludes our tour of the toilets.
My Father-In-Law, ladies and gentlemen
My mother ladies and gentlemen..
So this one just happened.
I made the mistake of telling my mother I heard Amtrak had a few job openings. To which says, "Well they do have a high Turn Over rate."
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[X-Post: r/DadJokes] My Father-In-Law, ladies and gentlemen
Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you "DAD MOVIE PUNS" youtube.com/watch?v=Vooceโฆ
Ladies and gentlemen, my next song is entitled 'Subtraction'.
Take it away.
Demi Lovato, ladies and gentlemen.
Q: What's your favourite dish?
A: I like mugs.
Ladies and gentlemen, Batdad! youtube.com/watch?v=YlVi0โฆ
Pilot : Ladies and Gentlemen, we are 30,000 feet in the air
Me to my wife : Holy Cow ! There's no way this plane has 15,000 !
