My friend told me that he’s afraid of eating genetically modified fruit.
My dad genetically modified a bunch of plants to look like him...now there are green daddys all over the lawn
My genetically engineered apples have been disfigured
They have gone pear-shaped.
Those who think the COVID-19 vaccine will modify their DNA
Should see it as an opportunity
Doc, every time I smell Mexican food my heart races.
Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.
When genetically modifying humans becomes common, the company that's doing it should be called ProCreation.
My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
What do you order when you don’t want to share your food?
What do pirates store their food in?
Is there a company that’ll deliver food to your old girlfriend?
Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Here’s one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy...
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A student baked a loaf of bread for foods class.
At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.
The student said: “Thanks, that’s just what I kneaded.”
I work as a quality inspector at a plastic food wrap company
what do you call two friends who like the same food?
Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets
PB&Js (in the shape of guitars)
Veggie tray
Fruit tray
Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have
Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
I'm no fan of Indian food
To me, it's a naan starter....
I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No artificial flavor.”
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
What's a math teachers favourite food?
What kind of food is in the air
“Sorry Harry, unfortunately we have to cancel your Vietnamese food delivery”
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pho Nix.
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
What's the Titanic's least favorite food?
I own a solar powered food maker.
What is the best day to cook food?
I suspected my teenage son was sneaking food, but nothing prepared me for when I entered his room unannounced
Don't go to fast foods in America they are scamming us.
My kids meal didn't include any kids.
Our Chinese food came without any cookies…
How does a food critic keep their identity a secret?
They use a Nom Nom Nom de Plum
I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
CDC declares Diarrhea to be a genetic disease
Research shows that left handed people waste more food than right handed people
Otherwise, rightovers would be a word.
I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
So I had a classmate in chemistry ask what would happen if we were to use gamma rays to cook food, so I said...
It would give a whole new meaning to nuking your food
My college roommate, Anthony, was really into Italian food and Jamaican music.
We called him Reggae Tony.
What do you call a venue designed for food fights?
An all you can yeet buffet.
I need hammer-food puns
I work at a bar
The theme is hammers.
Give me your best dishes/names/puns.
Go!
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