What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?
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Sturgeon Generalβs Warning
βPlease donβt eat caviarβitβs our children!β
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What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
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General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
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Where does a General keep his Armies?
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do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?
because the sith only deal in absolutes
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
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︎ May 27 2020
General Kitchy-Kitchy just led a military coup!
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Today I tried to get a job at a general labor temp agency but was told I didn't qualify.
I am only cleared for leiutenant labor.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
I like parks in general...
...but zoo are a sick park!
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︎ Jun 10 2020
It's weird how nobody knew who the Iranian general Soleimani was a few days ago...
It's like he blew up overnight.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?
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︎ May 22 2020
I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
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︎ Mar 20 2020
What did the general say to their troops?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Went to the gym and saw some guy working out dressed as General Grievous
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︎ Apr 17 2020
How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?
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︎ May 07 2020
Why did the military general refuse to use social media?
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
What did the General who lost both his arms, use to fight his wars?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Have you guys tried General Tso Tso's chicken?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
What did the German General say after the biggest battle in WW 1?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Did you hear about the French general who used a cannon to start his kitchen remodel?
It was linoleum blownapart
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Are most rappers general contractors?
Because theyβre always trying to raise the roof.
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Why couldnβt the Australian general win the war on bread?
Because it was stale, mate.
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︎ Nov 27 2017
I went to a general store.
They wouldnβt let me buy anything specifically.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
In college i thought General Calculus was a Roman war hero
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Did you hear about the Roman general who accidentally decimated his army?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Civil war jokes? I general Lee donβt find them funny
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︎ Oct 28 2018
Where does the general keep his armies
In his sleevies
No? Okay Iβll just go.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
My Philipino wife kicked me out for my general McAurther impersanation. I told here I shall return.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
I don't have a problem with disability in general...
I'm just lack-toes intolerant.
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What did the general have up his sleeves
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Where does the General keep his armies?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Where does the general keep his armies?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Where did the General put this Armies?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Where do Generals keep their armies?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Where does a General put his armies?
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Where does the General keep his Armies?
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Where does a general keep his armies?
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Where does the general keep his armies?
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Where does the General keep his armies?
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Where does the General keep his armies?
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Where does a General keep his Armies?
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