You know what grinds my gears?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
You know what really grinds my gears?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that Iβm an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I just drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
Thereβs no going back now.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
The Three States of Metal Gear.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
You know what grinds my gears?
My transmission when I miss shift.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Me and my dad went fishing and didnβt lose any gear. However we found a free net.
I guess you could say it was a net gain
Based on a true story
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I spent a long time searching for high intensity workout gear.
I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.
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︎ May 30 2020
What do you call a Russian Spec Ops in Exercise gear?
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︎ May 22 2020
Stingβs studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen
Now the Police have no leads.
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︎ May 08 2020
Gear Up
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︎ Oct 12 2018
Tesla just started production of medical gear to support hospital workers...
The Elon Mask is their first product.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
You know what grinds my gears?
Shifting them improperly.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
This Metal Gear Solid pun
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︎ Oct 16 2019
I've been looking for some new hunting gear but good camouflage is hard to find.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
You know what really grinds my gears?
Worn out synchro rings in my manual gearbox.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
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︎ May 15 2019
Someone has been leaving this stuff in my carport and then the neighbours complain about the mess. Theyβre really giving me the gears.
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︎ Apr 30 2019
I heard Jeremy Clarkson isn't coming back to Top Gear
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︎ Mar 25 2015
I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today.
He needs to get his money back.
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︎ Aug 27 2018
Bought a gear building set for my kid
Heard it improves their cognitive skills
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︎ May 08 2019
You know what really grinds my gears?
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︎ Mar 20 2019
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︎ Sep 07 2018
Whereβs the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore
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Best ocean to play sports in?
The Golf of Mexico
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︎ Jul 29 2019
I saw a street artist who painted gear shifts
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︎ Oct 28 2018
Did you hear about the gear that murdered his wife?
All I know is that he turned himself in
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Police just arrested a lurker with a knife hiding in people's sleeping gear at a popular camping site.
He was charged with criminal in-tent.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
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︎ Sep 29 2015
Matt LeBlanc won't be very good as the new Top Gear host...
because he will always be stuck in second gear!
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︎ Feb 11 2016
Batman Gear
All of Batman's stuff is electronic right? Do they run on Bat-teries?
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︎ Aug 29 2016
You know what really grinds my gears?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Do you want to know what really grinds my gears?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find that the reverse gear is broken.
Thereβs no turning back now.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
You know what really grinds my gears?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
I drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.
Thereβs no going back now.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
Thereβs no going back now.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I've been looking for some new hunting gear.
Good camouflage is hard to find.
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︎ May 21 2019
I just drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.
Thereβs no going back now.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
I've been looking for some new hunting gear.
Good camouflage is hard to find.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
You know what really grinds its gears?
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︎ Jun 04 2019
You know what really grinds my gears?
No pushing in the clutch all the way.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
Wanna know what really grinds my gears?
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︎ Feb 27 2019
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