A list of puns related to "Garden Salad"
“Dad, any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just have to stab it enough times”.
A Waldorf salad
Caesar salad is our favourite so I told her she really lettuce down
You really lettuce down.
On mothers day last year we went out to eat at Olive Garden. When the salad arrived he picks it up points it towards my mother and says in the most announcer-like voice he can muster, "You look great tonight, Honey!" when asked what he was doing he responded, "Well it's a 'complimentary' salad!". One of my favorite jokes to this day.
Whenever my family and I go out to eat with people that aren't a part of our regular group, the following conversation takes place:
Dad: points to a tomato or some vegetable in someone's salad "This is out of my garden."
Other person: "No it's not...we're in a restaurant! How could it be out of your garden?"
Dad: "Well it's not IN my garden, is it?"
Me: ...
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