Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing..
..But mean your Mother.
The problem with Freudian psychology is that none of his hypotheses are testicle.
*Edit: Testable.
I like Freudian slips as much as
the next gay
You guys are familiar with Freudian slips right?
It’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
One to screw in the light bulb, and the other to hold his dick... I mean my dad... I MEAN THE LADDER!
What do you call it when a psychiatrist falls down on ice?
A Freudian Slip!
A man prone to Freudian Slips wanks into a bra.
What's a psychiatrist's favorite type of music?
Shrink rap
The guy next to me tripped and yelled "Motherfucker!"
Talk about a Freudian slip.
One of my family's most valued heirlooms is a night gown my great-great-grandma bought from a notable psychologist...
It's a Freudian slip
What do you call it when you accidentally take a little bit of someone else’s drink you really wanted
A freudian sip
This morning my wife told me our son had high fived her and missed, only to hit her in the face
I told her it was a Freudian Slap
Famous psychoanalyst encounters icy footpath.
Freudian slip.
What does a neurotic lingerie model wear?
A Freudian slip.
juxtapose
It's Freudian's law that I had a murphy's slip.
Freudian Slip:
When you say one thing, but mean your mother
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing....
...and mean your Mother.
A "Freudian slip" is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
I mean "another".
A Freudian slip is saying one thing and meaning a mother.
