The only time people should fret over nothing
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don't fret
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︎ Mar 01 2019
no need to fret
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︎ Feb 07 2018
A man just told me he was going to attack me with a guitar. I said "is that a fret?"
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︎ Jan 09 2018
Every time at the end of a song at band practice I play a note on the highest fret on my guitar.
They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, βWe gotta end it on a high noteβ
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︎ Apr 05 2018
This bloke said to me: βIβm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.β
I said: βIs that a fret?'
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Someone said they would bash me with the neck of their guitar
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︎ Mar 03 2021
A man with a guitar walked up to me and said that he had a case of writers block.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
My friend was worried about hitting all the bars on his guitar neck at his recital...
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What did the upright bass say to the nervous guitar?
βYouβre too high strung, donβt fret.β
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︎ Oct 04 2020
I just broke my guitar...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
My friend found a sturdy piece of lumber to place within his guitar to improve the vibrations...
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︎ Mar 24 2020
From a young age I wanted to play guitar very badly.
After decades of dedicated and concentrated practice, I finally achieved my goal.
I can play guitar very badly.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
My guitar neck got nervous
I said βdonβt fretβ
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Omg is a Bass Bass
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Why was the guitarist so worried?
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︎ Feb 17 2020
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ Nov 03 2016
Don't fall off a skateboard with a guitar.
You could break your neck.
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︎ Sep 25 2017
Son: If you make another lame joke Iβll hit you with the neck of my guitar.
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︎ Sep 18 2019
If you can think of a better fish pun...
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︎ Oct 24 2016
I accidentally dropped my guitar...
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︎ Mar 10 2017
I used to hate my guitar lessons
I always fretted going to them.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Dad playing guitar
This is a Chinese piece called tu-ning
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︎ Jun 25 2016
I may not be the best guitarist
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︎ Jun 28 2019
All the metal things fell off the neck of my guitar.
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︎ Jan 18 2018
People who play guitar are a nervous bunch.
They are fretting all the time.
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︎ Jul 01 2018
My bandmate is always worried about his girlfriend...
I told him she was stringing him along and he should just go solo, but he still frets!
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︎ May 10 2019
A busker threatened to hit me with the neck of his guitar the earlier today...
I said, βis that a fret?β
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︎ Oct 15 2018
I got in a fight with a rockstar once
He threatened to beat me with a guitar neck. I said is that a fret?
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︎ May 10 2019
What did the concerned friend say to the anxious guitarist?
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︎ Mar 01 2019
What did the guitar say to its strings when they were panicking?
Don't fret its all going a-chording to plan
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︎ Mar 25 2018
So this guy says to me...
"I'm gonna hit you with the neck of my guitar."
And I said, "Is that a fret?"
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︎ Sep 08 2016
I've always played the bass a bit flat
But it's nothing to fret about.
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︎ Feb 18 2018
The only time anyone should fret over nothing...
...is playing air guitar.
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︎ Sep 16 2017
Some jerk said he was going to hit me with his guitar ! I said is that a fret?
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Was in a bar when this guy said to me, βIβm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!β I shot back...
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︎ Mar 29 2021
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him is that a Fret!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
I said, βIs that a fret?β
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Some guy just threatened to attack me with a neck of a guitar.
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︎ May 30 2020
Someone just told me they were going to smack me with the neck of their guitar.
I said, βis that a fret?β
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
I said βIs that a fretβ
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︎ Oct 20 2018
Someone ran up to me and said they would hit me with a guitar
I said βis that a fretβ
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︎ Feb 10 2019
What should you say to a worried guitar?
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︎ Nov 13 2018
A man said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar
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︎ Aug 23 2018
This bloke said to me: Iβm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
A local guitarist said he was going to beat me with the neck of a guitar.
I said βis that a fret?β
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︎ Oct 27 2018
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