The only time people should fret over nothing

Is playing air guitar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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don't fret
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πŸ‘€︎ u/agentxenon53
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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no need to fret
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pun420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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A man just told me he was going to attack me with a guitar. I said "is that a fret?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shady7977
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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Every time at the end of a song at band practice I play a note on the highest fret on my guitar.

They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, β€œWe gotta end it on a high note”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TortoiseMan510
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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This bloke said to me: β€˜I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’

I said: β€˜Is that a fret?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Someone said they would bash me with the neck of their guitar

Is that a fret?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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A man with a guitar walked up to me and said that he had a case of writers block.

Nothing to fret about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KinglerKong
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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My friend was worried about hitting all the bars on his guitar neck at his recital...

I told him not to fret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What did the upright bass say to the nervous guitar?

β€œYou’re too high strung, don’t fret.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sellwinerugs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I just broke my guitar...

It's okay. I won't fret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My friend found a sturdy piece of lumber to place within his guitar to improve the vibrations...

It was a soundboard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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From a young age I wanted to play guitar very badly.

After decades of dedicated and concentrated practice, I finally achieved my goal.

I can play guitar very badly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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My guitar neck got nervous

I said β€œdon’t fret”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Omg is a Bass Bass
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgusbc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Why was the guitarist so worried?

He was always fretting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...

Judge says, "First offender?"

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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Don't fall off a skateboard with a guitar.

You could break your neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illegal_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Son: If you make another lame joke I’ll hit you with the neck of my guitar.

Dad: Is that a fret?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmarkcha117
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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If you can think of a better fish pun...

...please let minnow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rinkytinker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2016
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I accidentally dropped my guitar...

It was a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickrine55
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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I used to hate my guitar lessons

I always fretted going to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fr34k_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Dad playing guitar

This is a Chinese piece called tu-ning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalumMoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2016
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I may not be the best guitarist

But i don't fret it

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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All the metal things fell off the neck of my guitar.

I didn't fret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urwinator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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People who play guitar are a nervous bunch.

They are fretting all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xilban
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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My bandmate is always worried about his girlfriend...

I told him she was stringing him along and he should just go solo, but he still frets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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A busker threatened to hit me with the neck of his guitar the earlier today...

I said, β€œis that a fret?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skoulding
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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I got in a fight with a rockstar once

He threatened to beat me with a guitar neck. I said is that a fret?

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What did the concerned friend say to the anxious guitarist?

Don't fret

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebsid25
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What did the guitar say to its strings when they were panicking?

Don't fret its all going a-chording to plan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dpaje-Da-Kid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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So this guy says to me...

"I'm gonna hit you with the neck of my guitar."

And I said, "Is that a fret?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr__McGraw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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I've always played the bass a bit flat

But it's nothing to fret about.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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The only time anyone should fret over nothing...

...is playing air guitar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfrimbaud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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Some jerk said he was going to hit me with his guitar ! I said is that a fret?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XDADDYTHRASHERX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Was in a bar when this guy said to me, β€œI’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!” I shot back...

β€œIs that a fret?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.

I said to him is that a Fret!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.

I said, β€œIs that a fret?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Safazz146
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Some guy just threatened to attack me with a neck of a guitar.

I said "Is that a fret?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Someone just told me they were going to smack me with the neck of their guitar.

I said, β€œis that a fret?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkerhubbin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.

I said β€œIs that a fret”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Someone ran up to me and said they would hit me with a guitar

I said β€œis that a fret”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What should you say to a worried guitar?

Don’t fret!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadvacuumcleaner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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A man said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar

I said "is that a fret?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jp234989292
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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This bloke said to me: I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.

I said: Is that a fret?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grumpyjanner1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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A local guitarist said he was going to beat me with the neck of a guitar.

I said β€œis that a fret?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willfreckles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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