The only time people should fret over nothing
Was in a bar when this guy said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!” I shot back...
Someone said they would bash me with the neck of their guitar
My friend was worried about hitting all the bars on his guitar neck at his recital...
Every time at the end of a song at band practice I play a note on the highest fret on my guitar.
They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, “We gotta end it on a high note”
Why was the guitarist so worried?
What did the upright bass say to the nervous guitar?
“You’re too high strung, don’t fret.”
I just broke my guitar...
My friend found a sturdy piece of lumber to place within his guitar to improve the vibrations...
My guitar neck got nervous
From a young age I wanted to play guitar very badly.
After decades of dedicated and concentrated practice, I finally achieved my goal.
I can play guitar very badly.
People who play guitar are a nervous bunch.
They are fretting all the time.
If you can think of a better fish pun...
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
Son: If you make another lame joke I’ll hit you with the neck of my guitar.
Don't fall off a skateboard with a guitar.
You could break your neck.
I used to hate my guitar lessons
I always fretted going to them.
I may not be the best guitarist
I accidentally dropped my guitar...
Dad playing guitar
This is a Chinese piece called tu-ning
All the metal things fell off the neck of my guitar.
My bandmate is always worried about his girlfriend...
I told him she was stringing him along and he should just go solo, but he still frets!
The inventor of the jug died today...
Tributes have been pouring in
A busker threatened to hit me with the neck of his guitar the earlier today...
I said, “is that a fret?”
I got in a fight with a rockstar once
He threatened to beat me with a guitar neck. I said is that a fret?
What did the concerned friend say to the anxious guitarist?
What did the guitar say to its strings when they were panicking?
Don't fret its all going a-chording to plan
So this guy says to me...
"I'm gonna hit you with the neck of my guitar."
And I said, "Is that a fret?"
I've always played the bass a bit flat
But it's nothing to fret about.
Some jerk said he was going to hit me with his guitar ! I said is that a fret?
A man just told me he was going to attack me with a guitar. I said "is that a fret?"
The only time anyone should fret over nothing...
...is playing air guitar.
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him is that a Fret!
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
I said, “Is that a fret?”
Some guy just threatened to attack me with a neck of a guitar.
Someone just told me they were going to smack me with the neck of their guitar.
I said, “is that a fret?”
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
Someone ran up to me and said they would hit me with a guitar
What should you say to a worried guitar?
A man said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar
This bloke said to me: I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.
A local guitarist said he was going to beat me with the neck of a guitar.
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