Do french puns count?
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︎ May 16 2020
The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
I read a funny French pun. Laughed so hard I let out a little 'oui'.
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︎ Jun 02 2018
Why are French snails faster than others?
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︎ May 01 2021
I made my mother's French sister angry
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︎ May 03 2021
The first french fry wasnβt cooked in France...
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︎ May 03 2021
What do the French do after buying bread?
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︎ May 01 2021
Classic French Engineering
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︎ Apr 30 2021
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What do you call a French man wearing flip flops?
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︎ May 05 2021
What did the French cat say when it wanted to go outside?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
How does a French lady hold her liquor?
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︎ May 05 2021
French weed. From @boyfantasyart on Instagram.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What do you call a nintendo console that is french?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
How do the Nintendo workers say yes in French?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
why do french people eat snails?
because they donβt like fast food
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︎ Mar 14 2021
My French shrink gave me a gift...
It has a great SantΓ© Mentale value
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︎ Apr 23 2021
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
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︎ Nov 02 2020
French fries werenβt originally cooked in France π«π·
They were cooked in grease
βWell oil be dammedβ
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Man goes to his psychiatrist and says, "I keep thinking I'm a French pair of shoes."
Psychiatrist says, "What makes you chasseur?"
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sΓ."
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︎ Mar 05 2021
How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?
Pierre to Pierre network.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What did the French snail say when he couldnβt find his care
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︎ Apr 06 2021
I asked my French date if she played video games
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Where do French criminals take baths?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My collection of irreplaceable French movies was stolen.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
How did the French fry die?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What happens when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, βExcuse my Frenchβ after a swear word...
Iβll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French River
I told him thats bat shit in Seine
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Why do the French only eat one egg at breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What is french slang for Cannabis?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I chipped my tooth on a stale French loaf.
It was painful π«π·π₯
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Who's the best friend of a french mechanic?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What do you call taking just one term at a French immersion school?
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What happens when a grenade goes off in a French bathroom?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Why are French bakers so feared in battle?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Did you know the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Did you know that the first french fries werenβt cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in grease!
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Do French people play video games?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
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