Frankly Puns

So I was talking to my friend today and this happened:

"Blah...blah.... blah.... I'm really struggling with this class that I'm taking right now. And frankly put..... I need to get my shit together."

As soon as I've finished my sentence, he immediately replied with: "That's what Frank would've said."

It made me chuckled a little bit and I instantly thought of this subreddit.

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

The bartender says “This is the Type O Bar. We don’t serve A-positives here!”

I'd have to change my name. .

He speaks frankly

I don’t want them to know my real name.

Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)

He was always working on his knight moves...

I’d need to change my name

I'm definitely not kidding.

I would need to get a new ID.

“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

But iam_larry

His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''

''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''

Oh wait I already am

Think I may have caught this croonervirus.

Kimberly: Mom, Can I be frank with you? Mom: of course, Kimberly kimberly turns into frank Frank: thanks mom Mom: no problem frank

Anne Frankly I agree.

…Frank!"

Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady

Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy

Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.

Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein

Me: That son of a bitch!

The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500. The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him “This is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.” He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining “jingle bells” in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations.. “Rudolph” “Frosty the Snowman” “Drummer Boy” even “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” in the best impersonations he’s ever heard! The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. “ No no honey this works watch” he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs. “NO honey it really works watch!” “Im going to bed, Merry Christmas” says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs. “WAIT Honey, one more time, please!” He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out “CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE”

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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I’d have to legally change my name.

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