Did you hear about the fragment?
His mother warned him not to run on sentences but he wouldn’t listen.
What do you call people who hate long sentences?
Criminals
My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because its habitat was fragmented
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Guys heard about fragment that got arrested? He's only serving a short sentence in prison.
