If Ellen DeGeneres and Anakin Skywalker formed a band, what kind of music would they play?

Elle-Vader music

My brother is a great dad, but he tells this joke every time I see him

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👤︎ u/tkellogg
📅︎ Jul 12 2015
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Before every single band concert

Dad: What are the musicians doing? Me: Warming up so they can play their music. Dad: No, it is the ancient Chinese art form of Tu Ning. Get it, Tu Ning, tuning. Me: Facepalm

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👤︎ u/ickthus
📅︎ Oct 01 2013
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