The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.

When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.

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📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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Exciting news! Gandhi just formed a new music ensemble!

There is no string section unfortunately, apparently he is a practitioner of 'non-violins'

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If Elastigirl formed a musical group

Would it be a rubber band?

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If Ellen DeGeneres and Anakin Skywalker formed a band, what kind of music would they play?

Elle-Vader music

My brother is a great dad, but he tells this joke every time I see him

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👤︎ u/tkellogg
📅︎ Jul 12 2015
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Before every single band concert

Dad: What are the musicians doing? Me: Warming up so they can play their music. Dad: No, it is the ancient Chinese art form of Tu Ning. Get it, Tu Ning, tuning. Me: Facepalm

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