A list of puns related to "Forked"
You want a piece of me!?
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
They absolutely killed it.
The results may shock you
It was a whisk I had to take
Its a rare medium well done.
When she asked why I responded βyouβll get salmon-Ella!β
So I went home.
It must be terrible to be running out of tines.
It was a bit Chewie
Itβs very forktunate.
because spoons are pointless
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.
Tiney
But what about sporking?
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
I guess I'm just knife like that.
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I proceeded to pick it up.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yodaβs hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yodaβs garden.
βSomething I have for this.β Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yodaβs home, where Yoda looks through his bag. Heβs used all his forks but one, he discovers.
βThatβs ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. βIβll write us a note reminding us to buy more.β
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
βMaster Yoda!β he asks. βWhat did I do wrong?β
Yoda replies sagely, βA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!β
Donβt kink-shame me.
I'm sorry, that wasnt very knife.
It was about tine.
"WHO DO YOU FORK FOR? WHAT'S YOUR PLATE?"
Because it's a four pronged attack!
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
You want a piece of me?
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