I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes β€œguess you could say it’s forked”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weewoman11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I spit on your forking grave.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogmatic_Catalyst
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What did the cake say to the fork?

You want a piece of me!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcab00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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A sausage says to the egg "You know, after they burn us up on that hot pan, they'll stab us with forks and cut us with their sharp knives...

The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReceptionSweet383
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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They gave me a fork because I'm not Chinese.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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A tuning fork is a pitch fork
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I ordered a Caesar salad from the restaurant for lunch today.

They absolutely killed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zion2199
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Have you ever tried sticking a fork in a socket?

The results may shock you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinnan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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We’ve come to a fork in the road... don’t know where to go from here..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leelanzeyez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Got ourselves a new forklift at work...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gilleod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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There was no fork to stir my eggs, and though my wife asked me not to use it for this purpose

It was a whisk I had to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Steak puns are difficult to think of...

Its a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdb12345
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I saw a friend of mine named Ella sit down to eat a fillet of salmon. As she lifted the fork to her mouth I screamed NO DON’T EAT THAT!

When she asked why I responded β€œyou’ll get salmon-Ella!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P1nealColada
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I was driving to a weekend hunting trip when I came to a fork in the road. Sign said bear left...

So I went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sulpfiction
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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To the person losing all their forks:

It must be terrible to be running out of tines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeraldAlabaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe

It was a bit Chewie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_P
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Here’s a plastic fork to keep in your car, I didn’t use it.

It’s very forktunate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minnara
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Came with the house my brother bought. The thing sticking out is his tuning fork
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatVapeBitch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Forking funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcb9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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wanna know why I like forks?

because spoons are pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCommonersLife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I went to a restaurant, and the service was terrible. Plus they ran out of utensils.

I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgva
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What do you call a fork with 8 prongs?

Tiney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moistentheweasel
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Spooning often leads to forking.

But what about sporking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeromeGBGB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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A fork in the road...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K-0184
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I always spoon a woman after I fork them

I guess I'm just knife like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Balsuks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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What is the best quality to use when photographing forks?

4K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killcams
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I came to a fork in the road.

I proceeded to pick it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steven6942
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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A-Salt Fork
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreedTheUndead_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I broke my fork. It went from plastic....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwakun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Puns yo fork
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathieuVeldhuis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I came to a fork in the road.

Don’t kink-shame me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crash8308
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Hey, fork you.

I'm sorry, that wasnt very knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylea12345
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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And I’m not about to fork it up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simoxys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Albert Einstein originally theorized about the business end of a fork...

It was about tine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I recently overheard my dad washing the dishes. He repeatedly pushed a fork under water while saying:

"WHO DO YOU FORK FOR? WHAT'S YOUR PLATE?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Got_A_Hatt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Why is a fork better than a knife in a fight?

Because it's a four pronged attack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam_and_Co
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Fork you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adityakr082
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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Just a fork in the road...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buck_Thorn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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My wife told me to stop stealing her kitchen utensils or else.

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Fork in the road
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K00lguy720
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Just a fork in the road
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rypper12345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Just a fork in the road...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Whenever the server asks my Grandpa how he wants his steak done, he holds his fork and knife up and says "just walk the cow on by!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AverageHeathen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What did the cake say to start the fight with the fork?

You want a piece of me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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