Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
He had ten-tackles!
I am playing in the cup tommorow.
Yeah, she's a keeper
Unfortunately, I kicked it too hard and it broke the window. We called the repair guy and, apparently when he came two hours later, the window was still in pane.
A hard pass.
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
They say it's a contact sport.
It was a difficult habit to kick.
Get all of their ducks in a row.
The idea had its pros and cons.
Tentacles
In a con-dome...
elBOw Jackson
Because it only has one boot.
He didn't have the guts.
That was one Superb Owl.
Paddy fell off the roof.
They've got the best tackle in the world!
The-Meat-Tree-Payet
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
I do it for the kicks
I had to sit out for practice because coach said I was a handicap ;)
I was the punner.
Because it's a no passing zone!
.... I'll show myself out.
I think it was Thierry on Wii
Left back in the changing rooms.
The atmosphere was electric
AstroTurf
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
"I played left out"
"What do you mean left out"
"I was always left out"
The Wolf Blitzer!
"I have to go inside and load the dishwasher. And I don't mean get your mom drunk!"
"Man, I bet when the refs make a bad call their fans get reeeeeal testy!"
Every year, the team was in the state championship game, and usually won it handily. Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.
Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.
One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.
As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.
The next day, the headline on the local sports section read:
No Offense, Nun Taken
So we were at my football game discussing what positions everyone was playing. This is how the conversation went.
Dad: okay so who's playing in de gate?
The team: confused what do you mean, where is de gate?
Dad: oh, its next to defence.
I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.
It's a contact sport.
Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.
Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.
One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.
As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.
The next day, the headline on the local sports section read:
No Offense, Nun Taken
