What do this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common?

They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ahwitz
šŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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Dying!

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iā€™m OK, but I feel like Iā€™m dyeing inside.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/CRaCkTh3Sky3
šŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Dad joked my wife this morning.

My wife is on a "no dye in our food" kick.

This morning she said: "We need to go dye free to be healthier."

Me: "But dye IS healthy!"

Her: "What the hell are you talking about?! How is it healthy?"

Me: "Everyone knows when you Dye-it, you lose weight."

The eye-roll I got from her was priceless.

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