Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Fonds"
...happy days!
He was a master of the duck shun.
To this day, venison is deer to me.
We have the toot in common.
Budapest
But the role is beginning to grow on me
The people always seem to be cooler
It was fun serfing the waves!
Those were the Good Years.
Call that some NOStalgia
Well, one is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
My dad had a real goofy and dadly sense of humor. He past a way about 4 years ago but all the jokes here remind me of the ones he used to make. I'm smiling so hard as I go through these.
One of my favorites was the mole joke: One day a house near a molehill was making pancakes. Daddy mole comes up, sniffs, and says,"I smell pancakes." Mamma mole pops up next to him, sniffs, and says I smell pancakes too!" Baby mole hears his parents but can't get past their rear ends. So he says,"All I smell is molasses!"
7 year old me was in tears every time!
It was just two cell mates who felon love
I told her, "Me neither. I prefer adventils."
I asked if it was ba-a-a-ad.
My wife insisted I grow a goatee to which I reluctantly agreed. She asked me how I felt about it today
Her: So you getting used to your new look yet?
Me: Well it's obviously grown on me
Laugh I thought I'd die,
Die, they'd bury me.
Bury me, there's worms,
Worms, they tickle.
Laugh, I thought I'd die.
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