I thought I just saw a flying sausage outside my window, but it was actually a migratory bird.

Looks like I’ve taken a tern for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Windy246
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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When you see birds flying in a β€œv” shape, you’ll see more birds on one side than the other. Want to know why?

It’s because there are more birds on that side.

... I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toasterpoodle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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A bird keeps flying into the glasses shop and stealing our lenses...

Doesn't he know he's robin us blind?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOduOfTheNorth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Why are crows the safest flying birds?

They're the most CAWtious.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I see a bird flying high in the sky...

And I tell myself β€˜He knows what’s up.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maybe-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Two birds are flying around..

Bird 1 flies into a window. Bird 2 says, "Wow, that must have been pane-ful."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lowlyemployee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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Why do birds hate flying?

It makes them sore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnePunchFan8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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When geese/any birds are flying in a 'V' ....

My dad used to say "You know why one side of the 'V' is longer?"

...no, why?

"Because there are more birds on that side."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealSteele
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2015
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I saw a bird flying in a storm wearing armor

I think it was a knight in gale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Why do birds fly south ?

Cause it’s too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrscottib23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What time of the year is it usually fly or die for baby birds?

Fall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salaam2k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What number can fly like a bird?

Two can!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

The Owl Jizz Era News.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutsacktetherball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?

What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?

A bagel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeeter102030
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Why do birds fly in a V-shape?

because it takes too long to walk in a V-shape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chilly78765
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Did you know birds don’t fly southwest?

They don’t want to be beaten and dragged out of the plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AhFkItsHeav
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Walking takes too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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When confronted by other birds about his inability to fly, the penguin was unflappable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?

Because there’s more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philonic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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When birds are flying in a V, why is one line always longer?

There are more birds in that line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrbjordan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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You know when you see birds flying together in a β€œV” shape there’s always one side of the V that’s longer. Do you know why that is?

There’s more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobra53golf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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You know when you see birds flying in a "V" and one side is longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

Because there's more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckyourgod86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Do you know why Geese when flying in a "V" formation have more birds on one side than the other?

Because there are more Geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtnichol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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When birds are flying in a V-formation, why is one side of the "V" longer than the other?

...

Because there are more birds on that side.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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Know why one side of a birds' flying V is longer than the other?

It has more birds in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corn22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2013
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When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

That side has more birds.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why do Birds Fly South?

Cuz they can't walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydropowerEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaneywest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because they can't swim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hedges_101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why do birds fly south for the winter

It's too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why Do Birds Fly South?

Because it's too far to walk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poodyepi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?

Because there's more birds in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wc93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Sometimes when birds fly, they fly in a V shape, and sometimes one side of that V is longer than the other. You know why that is?

There's more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BDKhXc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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Why did the bird fly?

Because it had flu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jztnr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There’s more birds on one side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBatman23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FN_bOWNs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3LevenMusic
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fnbones
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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When birds fly in a "V" do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Theres more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeMikeMike23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udrys
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BibleExplorer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicornsatemyfeet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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A bird can fly, but..

#A fly cannot bird πŸ₯Ί

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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A bird can fly but..

A fly cannot bird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalalPork97
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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