Hey... Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage!

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👤︎ u/balkso
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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I gave my son a simple job: nail down the floorboards.

He screwed up.

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📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Wife tells me "There's a dime on the floorboard over here."

"Yeah, it makes it easier to turn."

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👤︎ u/baalroo
📅︎ Dec 18 2016
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Simon is in the school play and invites his parents, who don't think he'll be very good.

Halfway through the play, a floorboard breaks underneath Simon and he falls through. 'Don't worry' Simon's dad whispers to his mum 'it's just a stage he's going through!'

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though lewd jokes always seemed to be made about the two. 6 found that 3 and himself could come together and be seen as equal to 9. When 9 was removed, 6 had a very negative feeling. Some were considered prime suspects in 9’s death. 2, 3, 5, and 7. 6 knew it had to be 7. His involvement with 9 added up two well. 6 snuck into 7’s house. He looked up from the floorboards, and found himself under 7. An admittedly inappropriate position for him, but 6 saw the proof he wanted: 9’s body, half devoured. 7 was a cannibal... 7 8 9. 6 has spent the remainder of his days terrified of 7, worried that someday 7 will learn what 6 knows... And promptly solve his problem.

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👤︎ u/AlJo27
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

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📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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My dad gave me a simple job: nail down the floorboards.

I screwed up.

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