You use acute angle. However, I'm probably just being obtuse.
Say: "You're very attractive."
Me (Mr. Nerdy Smooth): You know you're less than 90 degrees?
Popular Girl: Because I'm acute?
It was at that moment I knew I had to marry her. We'll be married 11 years next month. :)
Just Slytherin' to their DMs.
A pickup truck.
"Because she has no taste."
He said I had a cute depression
It was a swing and a Miss.
“Because she has no taste.”
I told her yes, every month i run out of money.
Not even if it's a boning knife.
Dave reads her leaving note and thinks, "Great",
" I can see Deidre now Lorraine has gone."
But she just kept saying I had too much baggage.
I took my dog called Pilky (named after Karl Pilkington) for a walk in the park. We stopped for a minute so he could have some fun in the grass, when this girl walks by.
Her: What a cutie
Me: Thanks, I just had a new haircut.
She gives me a puzzled look when suddenly she gets it.
She: that's funny.
Me: No, that's Pilky.
She walked up to him and said this isn’t working out.
Me: What turns you on?
Her: Spontaneity.
Me: So if I spontaneously combusted that would just be like the hottest thing you've ever seen.
Her: sighs
“Hmmm! She’s trying to pull a fast one” I thought
I had eight texts this morning saying 'Hello HNY!'
Guess that’s why it’s called a Court room
I don’t think she appreciated being Mac’d on...
You are being Sejuiced
"This is my partner here," she told me, tapping him on the shoulder.
He turned around and I said, "Nice to meet you, Here."
Disaster. They flirt all the time.
I mean, it could be real but maybe that’s just fishful winking.
I tried to have a nice conversation, flirt, and enjoy our dinner, but she was having nun of it.
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Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
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Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
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Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
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Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
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Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
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Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? He must be plotting something.
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Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
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What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
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What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.
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Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
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What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
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I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
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Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.
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Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
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What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.
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How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
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Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
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Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
... and stumbled across a naked woman. She started flirting with me, so I asked her if she was game.
She replied yes, so I shot her.
My dad is the king of dadjokes, especially in public. His specialty is bantering with waitresses. The other day we were finishing dinner at a restaurant, and dad still had quite a bit of food on his plate. The waitress came up and said, "Do you wanna box?" to which he replied, "No, but we could wrestle a few rounds." :)
