Flightless Birds Puns

A list of puns related to "Flightless Birds"

Why did everyone ignore the tall flightless bird?

Because he was Ostrich-sized

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👤︎ u/JPHFanEdits
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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I tried to start a flightless bird zoo.

The business never took off.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Large flightless birds aren't sure about cheap watch brands

They're cassio-weary

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👤︎ u/The_Void_Alchemist
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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Did you hear what happened to the guy who had a fetish for large flightless birds?

He was ostrichized from society...so emuved away.

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👤︎ u/Jon_Cake
📅︎ Mar 02 2016
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What do you call a flightless bird hammering your knee?

A painguin!

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👤︎ u/Pullarius
📅︎ May 19 2015
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Did you hear about the penguin that couldn't order a beer sampler?

He was a flightless bird.

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👤︎ u/badasscdub
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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