35 Hilarious Flavoured Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda

That's my fanta sea

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📅︎ Jan 19 2021

Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

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👤︎ u/Raoul24601

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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I’ve started making sardine flavoured tea, but I’m slightly reluctant to extend my experimentation to mackerel flavour.

It’s a different kettle of fish altogether.

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👤︎ u/Titsonafish

📅︎ Feb 01 2020

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According to my girlfriend, I'm a "hipster" for enjoying avocado flavoured coffee...

Well, I guess I better drink it before it gets too cool

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👤︎ u/Zaridrel

📅︎ Jan 06 2020

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Shark-flavoured crocodile tears, A5

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👤︎ u/CluKInCok

📅︎ Mar 30 2018

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They've introduced a new Xanax-flavoured ice cream

Now you can finally chill

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👤︎ u/analytik

📅︎ Jul 27 2019

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What do you call a calcium carbonate flavoured latte?

A chalk-latte

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👤︎ u/pabesh17

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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A man walked into a bar and asked for helicopter flavoured and crisps...

Sorry sir, we only have plane!

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👤︎ u/VideoNutterhead

📅︎ Jul 22 2017

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I have an idea for a barbeque-flavoured breakfast cereal.

I call it "Mesquite O's"

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👤︎ u/Amoreena23

📅︎ Oct 25 2016

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What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?

Mmm peach mint.

A double scoop.

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👤︎ u/Chainsmoker88

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?

Karmalization.

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👤︎ u/Socraticfanboy

📅︎ Oct 17 2020

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What flavour of crisps do you get on an aircraft ?

Plain

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👤︎ u/yekimevol

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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If a soda company wants to release a new flavour

they can

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👤︎ u/Santak1ng

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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I walked into a shop and asked if they had any helicopter flavour chips...

They said "no sorry we only have plane".

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👤︎ u/TopDawg117

📅︎ Jun 02 2020

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What’s an airline pilots favourite flavour of crisps?

Plane

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👤︎ u/Rob_Haggis

📅︎ Dec 08 2019

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Why do they bother making so many "different" flavours of baby food when....

....they all just taste like airplane!?

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👤︎ u/MixSaffron

📅︎ Oct 13 2019

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Why flavour of jokes do dad's like.

PopCorny

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👤︎ u/TurbulentLocksmith

📅︎ Oct 26 2019

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What flavour of icecream was popular in ancient Egypt?

Ra's berry.

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👤︎ u/pomegranate2012

📅︎ Jul 08 2019

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My wife is trying to convince me that soup is better with flavour cubes.

I don’t put a lot of stock in that.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 25 2019

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I don't understand why Americans spell 'Flavour' as 'Flavor' or 'Colour' as 'Color'

It's pretty Usless

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👤︎ u/RashoMcQueen

📅︎ Oct 02 2018

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I need to add flavour to this beef

Because it's not stroganoff

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👤︎ u/Oy-Law

📅︎ Feb 24 2019

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America: color

England: colour

America:humor England:humour

America: flavor England: flavour

England: what are you doing? America: I’m just getting rid of u

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👤︎ u/levonsafaryan

📅︎ Oct 05 2020

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Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?

Because they are a little meteor.

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👤︎ u/Christopher1295

📅︎ Aug 13 2020

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Time’s fun when you are having flies.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 20 2018

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I never liked hot drinks with strong flavours

I guess I've always been a fan of subtlety

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👤︎ u/Oregan1

📅︎ Apr 25 2018

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Chicken pot noodles are vegan? If they died when we learned their flavour,

are these noodles ethically sauced?

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👤︎ u/SparkyCorp

📅︎ Jan 06 2017

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What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

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👤︎ u/0u3f

📅︎ Feb 09 2019

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A family friend named Lance brought some fatherly flavour to my parents' last Christmas party

[my parents bickering like a married couple] My mom: don't get snippy! Lance: my hairdresser gets a bit snippy sometimes

Everyone else: good lord that was majestic

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👤︎ u/papermachevolcanoe

📅︎ Nov 26 2013

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What was Jesus' favourite flavour?

Savioury.

I managed to slip this into a conversation that segued from Christianity to potato based snacks within a minute of each other (Jesus - church wafers - snacks). I got three face palms out of seven.

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👤︎ u/SlyEnemy

📅︎ Nov 23 2014

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Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?

Because a moon rock is a little meteor

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👤︎ u/Rafapex

📅︎ May 12 2019

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I baked you a π!

The flavours are endless

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👤︎ u/jefftheactualhuman

📅︎ Sep 12 2019

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Why does everyone apply salt to their meals?

It’s sodium good

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👤︎ u/MasterDoot

📅︎ Sep 24 2018

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I had a cup of tea in my hand when he said this:

Dad: Do you know why I don't drink tea?

Me: Why?

Dad: Because the prices are too steep.

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👤︎ u/susejdotcom

📅︎ Feb 27 2014

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Dinner discussion took a turn today...

My family was discussing the pros and cons of flavoured water nutritional value

[Mom]: So what is sodium?

[Bro]: Its a salt.

[Dad]: No, that's when a bad guy beats up an old lady.

stunned silence as me and Dad roar with laughter.

Took mom and bro 5 mins to get the joke.... I'm on this thread too much.

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👤︎ u/NuclearGlider

📅︎ Jun 17 2014

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My Mum dadjoked my Dad

My parents and I were sitting around having key lime pie.

Dad "It has a very sharp flavour"

Mum "That will be the lime. If you find any metal that will be the key"

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👤︎ u/PM-Me-A-Joke

📅︎ Sep 12 2014

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