When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...

I had to put my foot down.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

If they lifted up the other one, they’d fall over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
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What do you call a flamingo that is standing still?

A flamingstop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4z1n4m3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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My wife has been telling me to put a stop to my animal impressions for a while now. Today, she furiously told to me stop a flamingo impression I had been practicing for a while now.

I realized that was it, and I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustiniR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My wife said "will you stop pretending to be a flamingo"

Sorry, but I had to put my foot down with that one.

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What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?

A flamingstop.

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My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance

She had a leg up the whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penny_eater
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My roommate is getting annoyed because I won't stop my flamingo impression.

So I've had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why do flamingos sleep with only one leg up?

Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pipoca-queimada
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What does a burning bird do?

It flamingoes to put itself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaxen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What do you call a dead flamingo?

A flaminghost

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I threw water on a flamingo the other day

Now it's just an o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goosifer999
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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When my friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down

Happy Father's Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinoCuddlez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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My girlfriend asked me to stop my flamingo impression.

I had to put my foot down upon that request.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wayofwisdomlbw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I found out why flamingos stand with one leg pulled up.

If they pulled up both legs they would fall over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garyfromtucson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverBlueWolfey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

Because if it didn't it would fall over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nolan-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo

I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfcoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cc1963
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CKJT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo..

So I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatPaddyHaugen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My wife threatened to kick me out of the house if I did not stop acting like a Flamingo.

That was when I put my foot down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they had both legs up they would fall over!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deceit-Fanders
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legitimate-Hair
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Why does a flamingo sleep with one leg up?

Because if it slept with both legs up, it'll fall over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo

So I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wigglywumpus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo

So I put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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The other day my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,

I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Why do flamingos stand on one leg

Because if they lifted the other one they’d fall over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rf152
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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My girlfriend told me to stop being a flamingo.

So I had to put the foot down.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

That's when I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrislaker92
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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My friends told me to stop impersonating a flamingo

So I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkShrimpz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo

I guess I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lyadh_lord
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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My wife told me i had to stop acting like a flamingo

That's when i finally put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginganinja3497
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo I put my foot down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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My wife told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

If they lift it up they will fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaBoss127
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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My wife told me to stop acting like a Flamingo...

So I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullBackJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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The wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo

So I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMeanie03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo

So I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My wife told me to stop being a flamingo..

.. So i had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WonkeyDonkey21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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When someone tells me to stop acting like a flamingo, that’s when I put my foot down.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafleur2017
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo

So I put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricAKAPode
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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When my wife told me i had stop being a flamingo..

I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RND2KO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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My family kept telling me to stop doing my flamingo impression....

....So I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyWhiskers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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My wife told me to stop doing my flamingo impression

I had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mature-carrot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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My wife told me to stop being a flamingo

So i had to put my foot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrabbyScorpion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Why do flamingos stand with one leg up?

If both were up, they'd fall down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XsiX
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When someone tells me to stop acting like a flamingo

That’s when I put my foot down

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