Flabbiness Puns

A list of puns related to "Flabbiness"

My body is nicely defined.

If you look up the word "flabby".

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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Did you hear about the fat person who was speechless?

They were flabby-gasted

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👤︎ u/Trev2-D2
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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I invited a friend over, but I wasn't expecting him to bring his morbidly obese girlfriend with him.

I was totally flabby guested.

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👤︎ u/TheSentientMeatbag
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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Savior conversation of My Dad

My mom is looking in the mirror and says “My face is wrinkly; my arms are flabby; I look so fat.” She turns to My dad and says “I need a compliment”. He says “Your eyesight is perfect” !!!!

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👤︎ u/himani_agr93
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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