Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
Back then I was involved in very organised crime!
Me: Alphabetically or numerically?
There is a lot of interest in your credit history.
Apparently, they all have a long history of profiling.
A bit of FLAC
Pierre to Pierre network.
...beyond the O pun door.
It's syncing right now.
It got mugged.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
In the griefcase
It's a Languedoc.
It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.
He didn't see that coming at all
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
to file a complaint about the location of the well.
Me: Word, doc.
A source-a-rar.
Judge: "I don't understand, what happened?"
Woman: "I work in a pharmacy. I met him when he first came there last week and asked to purchase an X-X-X-X-L condom. That's when I thought, for a happy pleasureful life, I should get him to marry me before any other girls find out and lap him up."
Judge: "ok.... then? "
Woman: "I held my excitement all day thru the wedding, waiting for the night..... so at night when I my curiosity couldn't wait any longer........I found out something."
Judge: "what?"
Woman: "the Bastard has speech disorder.... he STAMMERS!!"
Their ancestors are vi-kings.
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
They’re cornfidential
A receding hare line.
Medics at the scene have said " they are coming round slowly "
.ptsd
They get Dell-eted
I think I'll label it the "Ex-Files"
But then I thought what’s the point in keeping them.
He talked with a rasp.
It got mugged.
Because it got mugged.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Pierre to Pierre network.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Because he was mugged
because It was mugged!
It got MUGGED
