How many vampires exist in the world, including all fiction and folklore?
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What do you call a fictional country?
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︎ Jan 10 2023
i am addicted to female heroes in fiction
they're like heroine to me
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︎ Nov 20 2022
Some sappy humor to share with your buds
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︎ Mar 03 2023
My daughter asked me why was I staring at the orange juice container.
What was I supposed to do? The box said, "concentrate".
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︎ Mar 08 2023
My wife suggested we go to the Halloween party dressed as Pulp Fiction characters.
She had a great time, but I was stuck on the toilet the whole night.
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︎ Oct 16 2022
What nationality is Santa?
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︎ Dec 17 2022
What do you call a politician with a clear conscience?
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︎ Feb 03 2023
Few know about the time I left my job building skyscrapers in the middle of adding another floor
Never got to finish the storey
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︎ Feb 02 2023
How do you escape from a fictional prison?
You break the fourth wall.
(I kind of doubt I'm the first person to come up with this joke, but since I haven't come across it before I'll consider it OC until proven wrong)
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︎ Sep 25 2022
Truth is stranger than fiction
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︎ Jun 15 2022
I asked, βWho are you?β And they answered, βAmos Fey.β
And I thought, hmmm, a famous person who speaks Pig Latin.
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︎ Feb 20 2023
I wrote a fictional short story about Giovanni Coinci, the first Italian immigrant to open a dentistry private practice in the United States.
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely Coinci Dental.
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︎ Nov 16 2021
I think libraries should only have works of fiction in them.
They can put the rest in the truthbrary.
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︎ Apr 04 2022
I'm addicted to eating a lot when I imagine intense mysteries and violent incidents. When my friends saw how fat I was, they understood that
I was a gothick fiction lover
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︎ Feb 11 2023
He told a lot of lies.
It was the cause of some fiction between them.
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︎ Feb 17 2023
Beats
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︎ Sep 09 2022
I canβt stop talking about Bruce Willis movies. I guess old habits,
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︎ Sep 12 2022
Iβve written a fictional work dealing with sexual love. It has too many mistakes. Itβs Errorotica.
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︎ Aug 09 2021
I love Stranger Than Fiction, and here's one of the many reasons why.
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︎ May 08 2019
I called my fictional fascist government Short Circuit
Because there's practically no resistance.
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︎ Jan 23 2022
Daughter: βDad why are you staring at the orange juice bottle?β
Dad: βIt says concentrate.β
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︎ Aug 09 2022
Now I know why itβs called Pulp Fiction
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︎ May 19 2021
My child procrastinated on carving their pumpkin.
They ended up with a slack Oβ Latern.
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︎ Oct 31 2022
When someone is ahead of me, I'm like a processed tomato.
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︎ Apr 26 2022
I wrote a short story about orange juice
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︎ Dec 16 2022
I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Bruce Lee is actually a fictional character. But did you know he has a real brother?
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︎ Jul 02 2021
I lost my job at the grocery store stocking orange juice
I just couldnβt concentrate
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︎ Oct 19 2022
How does the non-binary serial killer murder their victims?
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︎ Oct 25 2022
My fiancΓ© and I were hoping to get married at our local library
Unfortunately it was all booked up
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︎ Oct 06 2022
A lot of people I know weren't offended by Pulp Fiction.
I thought it was out of order.
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︎ Sep 29 2021
A father tomato was on a walk with his family.
He noticed the youngest tomato was lagging behind, so he yelled - Ketchup.
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︎ Feb 07 2022
The cast from Pulp Fiction tested positive with Covid after going camping together:
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︎ Jan 20 2021
My wife: Why donβt you stop telling terrible dad jokes and write a book insteadβ
Me βOh, thatβs a novel idea
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︎ Aug 06 2022
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind- itβs tearable
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︎ Aug 21 2022
Saw a building made out of books
It was several stories high
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︎ Jul 15 2022
What kinds of stories do oranges write?
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︎ Aug 15 2022
I wrote a joke about paper once.
No I didnβt. That was pulp fiction.
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︎ Aug 21 2022
San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event.
But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.
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︎ Sep 30 2022
It was too cold in the library today.
All the books were wearing jackets.
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︎ Sep 03 2022
What do you call a communist library?
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︎ Oct 11 2021
One of the TV channels has became Greek-friendly.
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︎ Sep 18 2022
I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Last weekend some kid on a bike hit me with a tomato
I chased after him but I couldn't ketchup.
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︎ Aug 02 2022
What kind of music do windmills like?
They're big metal fans...
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︎ Aug 02 2022
The covid-19 saga is now pulp fiction
Ask Quarantine Tarantino.
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︎ May 18 2020
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