Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me
Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator
The show Phineas and Ferb came and went like their adventures.
Started with a bang and phineased unexpectedly.
edit: woah my first award. thank you u/LingThingLS
You know what they say about taking the easy way
"No dad, what do they say?"
"Well I could tell you, but that would be taking the easy way, and you know what they say about that."
From the tv show Phineas and Ferb
You let your kids watch that!
My Dad walks into my home office, as I am working.
Dad: "You let your kids watch that crap?"
Me: "I don't let them watch any trash, you know that!"
Dad: "Well they are out there watching that Penis & Perv show!
It took me a minute to understand he meant "Phineas & Ferb"! He always twists things like that.
Edit: Speeling
