I have a fear of speed bumps
I’m slowly getting over it
Why don't dinosaurs make good pets?
What do flat-Earthers fear?
I have this pathological fear of two letter words.
I get terrified just thinking about it.
One of Santa’s biggest fears is getting stuck in the chimney while delivering presents
What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
I fear for the Calendar.
It’s days are numbered...
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. What is fear of nothing at all?
I've decided to seek help for my irrational fear of speed humps...
I'm slowly getting over it.
I have a horrific fear of elevators
I’ve started taking steps to avoid them
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
I went to the doctors because I have a fear of palindromes...
The ba***rd prescribed me Xanax.
Why are French bakers so feared in battle?
My wife said she has an irrational fear of revolving doors.
I told her she’ll come around, eventually.
What do you call a fear of giants?
I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.
The bastard put me on Xanax!
My biggest fear about becoming a Zombie....
....is all that walking you have to do.
I hate the word "xenophobia", it sounds so...
Simple solution to my fear of the dark
I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there
the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....
...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.
The therapist said I can get over my fear of buffets....
But first, I've got to want to help myself .
[At the therapist] Me: Doc, I have a crippling fear of big, empty spaces.
Therapist: A void?
Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.
I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers.
You make the world a happier place! 🤩
Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear
Irrational fear
I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them
What do you call a fear of Germans in tight spaces?
I have an irrational fear of being in a small room, packed with Germans.
I told my doctor and he said I have Klaustrophobia.
Finally decided to talk to my therapist about my fear of Mexican food.
Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. 🤦🏻♂️
If you are sad, that you didn't get to use 2020 properly, fear not
Because in two years we will have 2022
I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings
I have a complex complex complex
What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date?
A sunken chest with no booty.
I'm developing a fear of German sausages
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...
I have a fear of speed bumps
But I'm slowly getting over it.
What is the fear of giants?
I fear for the calendar ...
I have a fear of elevators
But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.
I have a fear of elevators,
So I've taken steps to avoid them.
I have a fear of speed bumps.
I’m slowly getting over it.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....
The only thing that flat earthers fear....
The only thing flat earthers fear
I have a fear of speed bumps,
But I'm slowly getting over it.
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
I have a fear of speed bumps....
but I’m slowly getting over it.
I have a fear of speed bumps
But I’m slowly getting over it
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