Feared Puns

A list of puns related to "Feared"

Why are French bakers so feared in battle?

They're bread for pain

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👤︎ u/umikomorebi
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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History has shown that during the Cold War, the US warheads feared a Soviet nuclear strike

They really went bunkers

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👤︎ u/Projkt88
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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I have this pathological fear of two letter words.

I get terrified just thinking about it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...

is Sphere itself.

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👤︎ u/FlamingNinja925
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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I fear for the Calendar.

It’s days are numbered...

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👤︎ u/wilhelmfart
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why is six afraid of seven?

7 was a well known 6 offender

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👤︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call a fear of giants?

Feefiphobia

Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.

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👤︎ u/denandbil
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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I have a horrific fear of elevators

I’ve started taking steps to avoid them

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👤︎ u/Tubergod1
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you call a fear of giants?

Feefiphobia.

Joke by Mark Rosewater.

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👤︎ u/shadowman2099
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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My biggest fear about becoming a Zombie....

....is all that walking you have to do.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.

The bastard put me on Xanax!

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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Simple solution to my fear of the dark

I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there

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👤︎ u/vrrrmmmm
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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[At the therapist] Me: Doc, I have a crippling fear of big, empty spaces.

Therapist: A void?

Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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The therapist said I can get over my fear of buffets....

But first, I've got to want to help myself .

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....

...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.

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👤︎ u/IdontDrinkwaterH20
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps.

I’m slowly getting over it.

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👤︎ u/muisicaldork
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!

UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers. You make the world a happier place! 🤩

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👤︎ u/Whoopass_voice
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....

Feefiphobia.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Irrational fear

I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them

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👤︎ u/EnderJrack
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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What do you call a fear of Germans in tight spaces?

Klaustrophobia

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear

It's sphere itself.

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👤︎ u/DesertWolf45
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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I used to fear giants.

Now I look up to them.

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👤︎ u/rickno1
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Finally decided to talk to my therapist about my fear of Mexican food.

Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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I have an irrational fear of being in a small room, packed with Germans.

I told my doctor and he said I have Klaustrophobia.

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👤︎ u/ClassicUncleJessie
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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When I first started learning how to drive, I used to be afraid of speed bumps.

But slowly, I got over it.

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👤︎ u/Sodrohu
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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If you are sad, that you didn't get to use 2020 properly, fear not

Because in two years we will have 2022

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👤︎ u/PicretecOfficial
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

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👤︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date?

A sunken chest with no booty.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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I'm developing a fear of German sausages

I fear the wurst.

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👤︎ u/massattcker
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.

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👤︎ u/MissMoops
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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I often worry about German sausages

Basically I fear the wurst.

Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)

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👤︎ u/Kimenon001
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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How did Princess Elsa overcome her fear of horses?

The colt never bothered her anyway

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👤︎ u/PygmeePony
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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What Do You Call A Fear Of Getting Stuck In A Chimney?

Claustrophobia

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👤︎ u/Kwindecent_exposure
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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What is the fear of giants?

Feefiephobia

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👤︎ u/CallaLilllies
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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I fear for the calendar ...

Its days are numbered.

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👤︎ u/red_snake0329
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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I have a fear of elevators

But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.

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👤︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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I have a fear of elevators,

So I've taken steps to avoid them.

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👤︎ u/OfCuriousWorkmanship
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

Feefiphobia.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 26 2020
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The only thing that flat earthers fear....

Is sphere itself.

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👤︎ u/murkroyal420
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps,

But I'm slowly getting over it.

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👤︎ u/OfCuriousWorkmanship
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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👤︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps

But I’m slowly getting over it

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👤︎ u/biscuithead85
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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I have a fear of speed bumps....

but I’m slowly getting over it.

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👤︎ u/JCraay
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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👤︎ u/thesabermaniac
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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I have a fear of overly complicated buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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👤︎ u/thenoblegoose
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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👤︎ u/cjjsteen3
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex

He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex

The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.

Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building. Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ May 10 2020
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What’s a flat earther’s biggest fear

Sphere itself

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👤︎ u/MRPOOPYBH69
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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