(This post dedicated to putting the hours of my life I have wasted into something. Yes this is a post made by and for clowns, no do not attack anyone involved in this please. If you'd like to read this on google docs (includes extra parts I had to cut to meet word count), see here.)
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Picture this. You’re scrolling through bat*to, looking for something to read, and by chance you happen across this series in the ‘popular’ tab. But wait, something’s off. It’s marked as Japanese and claims to be licensed, but the series looks incredibly amateurish, lineart messy and all. How in the world is this trending with hundreds of thousands of views?!
That might pique your curiosity enough to do some googling about the names. ‘Fujima kunisada’, ‘Kegan bryson’, ‘Contender Cody’, ‘Cryptoverse’, ‘kouchumisako’. And oops, before you know it, you’ve fallen down the rabbit hole.
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Part 1: Despite popular belief, Cryptoverse is not a Japanese series
1.1. Establishing (supposedly) Japanese claims
If we start at the bat*to page, it claims to be a Japanese series. If you check the edit history, the page was created by user kouchumisako and tagged as ‘Japanese’, and also reverted back to Japanese by him after a mod changed it to English. Clearly, kouchumisako here wants readers to think the series is Japanese.
If you search around, you’ll also find the series on Mangadex. And, just like the bat*to series, it’s been changed from Japanese (November 2) to English (November 9) and later back to Japanese (November 27), this time (likely) by the main uploader, 36u6soa.
The Mangadex guy uploads chapters to his group ‘Cryptoline Scans’ on Mangadex. (Bato group never got approved lmao, but here it is.) The discord in
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
I recently got aware of the scale of multinational firms moving house inside China thanks to HeSaidSheSaid user from the elitetrader forum website. Although this is not steel related, I think this is one of the only investing subreddit with users having functioning brains and is not just a plain circlejerk. So, what do you guys think about this whole scenario? Should we divest our portfolio too or is this just some short term bullshit that would ultimately get resolved? Why are smart people like Charlie Munger or institutions like BlackRock doubling down?
https://www.lovemoney.com/gallerylist/98705/big-multinational-companies-moving-out-of-china
Big multinational companies moving out of China Gallery View|Expand View 15 OCTOBER 2021
Famous firms pulling out of the People's Republic ANDREW HOLBROOKE/Corbis via Getty Images As the US-China trade war rumbles on and relations between other liberal democracies and Beijing deteriorate due to everything from intellectual property (IP) theft to human rights violations in Xinjiang and the eroding away of Hong Kong's autonomy, many globally-renowned companies are deserting China. In fact, research firm Gartner revealed last year that a third of supply chain leaders had plans to move at least some of their manufacturing out of China before 2023. Coronavirus-related sales slumps and supply chain disruption, as well as rising production costs, have also hastened the exodus. Read on to discover which world-famous firms are partially or completely pulling out of the People's Republic. All dollar amounts in US dollars.
Nike Sorbis/Shutterstock A study by the UBS Evidence Lab found that a staggering 76% of US companies with factories in China were in the process of or considering moving operations to other countries in 2020. They include sportswear colossus Nike. The firm's suppliers have been relocating production facilities to southeast Asia and Africa for some time now, and the company reviewed its supply chains in Xinjiang too following stories of the mistreatment of Muslim Uyghurs in the region. Swathes of Chinese people then boycotted international brands such as Nike who chose to speak out against what was happening in Xinjiang. Sales were down by 59% in April compared to the previous year as shoppers turned to domestic companies instead, according to Morningstar Inc.
Apple Anthony Dixon/AFP/Getty Though the bulk of Apple's manufacturing will remain in China, the tech giant has been encouraging its suppli
... keep reading on reddit ➡The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
He’s the new temp.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
