Have you heard about that new Zelda game where you play as Zelda on a quest through underground caves?

Search for the link below.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Actuaryba
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yesterday the doctor said i was color blind

the diagnosis came out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Livid-Jelly7009
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
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Dinner roll recipe

I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. The recipe called for fresh thyme, but mine was outdated but I made them anyway. They were amazing. Call me a relic, call me what you will. Say I’m old fashioned, say I’m over the hill but today’s recipes ain’t got the same soul I love those old thyme Moroccan rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrilledSpamSteaks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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What do you call a doctor for Barbies?

A plastic surgeon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheananigans379
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I can’t even anymore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSugarBowl105
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why do Ewoks never yell when fighting?

They only have the Endor voices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malone76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?

To get to the other sighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trailrunner43
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award?

He was just out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattleTranny97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2021
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I met my boyfriend at the zoo.

He walked past in a uniform and I thought "There's a keeper."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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I found a joke that I think is underrated

Rated

A joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2021
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Wanna hear my impression of an extractor fan?

"I used to like tractors."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdbsplashum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2021
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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine she bought earlier was half empty

I told her because she is a pessimist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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How did Pavlov get his hair so soft?

Conditioning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuddle_muddle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2021
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Where should you keep your GMO produce?

in the CRISPR drawer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/did_you_read_it
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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What is the least spoken language?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilkid96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What do you call an ant that floats?

Buoyant

What about an ant with good eyesight?

Observant

What about an angry ant?

Rant

An ant unable to do anything?

Cant

An ant that won?

Triumphant

An annoying ant?

Unpleasant

A useless ant?

Irrelevant

An eccentric ant?

Extravagant

A nomad ant?

Errant

A sleepy ant?

Dormant

An ant that is well dressed?

Elegant

An ant that lives far away?

Distant

A genius ant?

Brilliant

This joke?

Redundant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantum_Brawler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.

It would be my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welltechnically7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?

They're both in bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Highway-Amazing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Before they invented crowbars

Most crows just drank at home

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Why cant bri'ish people pronounce t?

Because they drank it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eboy_Elmo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Easy come, easy go
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackthecricketer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips.

"Are you the friar?" he asked.

The brother replied, "No, I'm the chip monk".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What's the day after Thanksgiving?

Yourewelcomegiving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catchpen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Dad, I feel fat and ugly... Give me a compliment...

Dad: You have good eyesight !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forkos34
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Fatherhood is the best

Way better than fatherhat, and it covers your ears!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skullchin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I would love to help
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hollowreader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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When i was 5 i got granted a wish...

It was either to have an enormous penis or a fantastic memory, if only I could recall my response

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mex5150
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I was playing poker with my infant son, when I told him...

... I'll raise you

PS: Happy Mother's Day.... Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MichaelRM
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I can not believe mu luck
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Why can't the blind man see his friends?

He's married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benevolentdespots
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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About those Obama-Biden memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dp517
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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Which Pixar movie will Rick Astley never lend you?

He's never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call an award show for cows? The COWARDS

I know it’s bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marl25flow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VanillaHysteria
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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He's not That big of a fan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/otlycann
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Three cats are on a roof. Which one slides off first?

The one with the smallest mu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caraknowsbest
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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People who don’t eat gluten...

... are really going against the grain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acherion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What do you call orange ghost?

A fantam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItzJustWill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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I had a dream that i was drowning in an ocean of orange soda. . .

But when I woke I realized that it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roxann_007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants…

Feefiphobia…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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When my father died, in his will he gave me his toupee. He said it has been passed down for generations in our family.

It's a family hair-loom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What is a frustrated mother’s favorite month?

I SAID NO-vember.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zjh31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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A farmer I knew once fed his cows marijuana

He said that he could possibly profit, but the steaks were high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darklorel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Not at all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Primes4Life
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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what do you call a person who awaits?

A waiter.

P.S. my wife said it is bad one, is she right again?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregory_rorschach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What does a fan say to it’s owner?

I’m a fan of yours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kalvin_the_Cat
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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How much room does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaskedForGas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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