Have you heard about that new Zelda game where you play as Zelda on a quest through underground caves?
Search for the link below.
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yesterday the doctor said i was color blind
the diagnosis came out of the purple
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Dinner roll recipe
I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. The recipe called for fresh thyme, but mine was outdated but I made them anyway. They were amazing. Call me a relic, call me what you will. Say Iβm old fashioned, say Iβm over the hill but todayβs recipes ainβt got the same soul I love those old thyme Moroccan rolls.
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︎ Dec 30 2021
What do you call a doctor for Barbies?
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︎ Jan 22 2022
I canβt even anymore
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Why do Ewoks never yell when fighting?
They only have the Endor voices.
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︎ Sep 09 2021
Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sighs.
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︎ Jun 28 2021
Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an award?
He was just out standing in his field
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︎ Sep 06 2021
I met my boyfriend at the zoo.
He walked past in a uniform and I thought "There's a keeper."
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︎ Jun 04 2021
I found a joke that I think is underrated
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︎ Aug 18 2021
Wanna hear my impression of an extractor fan?
"I used to like tractors."
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︎ Jul 15 2021
My wife asked me why the bottle of wine she bought earlier was half empty
I told her because she is a pessimist.
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︎ May 05 2021
How did Pavlov get his hair so soft?
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︎ Aug 11 2021
Where should you keep your GMO produce?
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︎ Sep 24 2021
What is the least spoken language?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call an ant that floats?
Buoyant
What about an ant with good eyesight?
Observant
What about an angry ant?
Rant
An ant unable to do anything?
Cant
An ant that won?
Triumphant
An annoying ant?
Unpleasant
A useless ant?
Irrelevant
An eccentric ant?
Extravagant
A nomad ant?
Errant
A sleepy ant?
Dormant
An ant that is well dressed?
Elegant
An ant that lives far away?
Distant
A genius ant?
Brilliant
This joke?
Redundant
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︎ Jul 18 2021
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Before they invented crowbars
Most crows just drank at home
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Why cant bri'ish people pronounce t?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Easy come, easy go
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︎ Apr 01 2019
A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips.
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied, "No, I'm the chip monk".
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What's the day after Thanksgiving?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Dad, I feel fat and ugly... Give me a compliment...
Dad: You have good eyesight !
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Fatherhood is the best
Way better than fatherhat, and it covers your ears!
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I would love to help
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︎ Jun 14 2019
When i was 5 i got granted a wish...
It was either to have an enormous penis or a fantastic memory, if only I could recall my response
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I was playing poker with my infant son, when I told him...
... I'll raise you
PS: Happy Mother's Day.... Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!
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︎ May 10 2020
I can not believe mu luck
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︎ Oct 04 2018
Why can't the blind man see his friends?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
About those Obama-Biden memes
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︎ Nov 14 2016
Which Pixar movie will Rick Astley never lend you?
He's never gonna give you Up
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︎ May 29 2020
What do you call an award show for cows? The COWARDS
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Why doesn't Oedipus swear?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
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︎ Feb 11 2019
He's not That big of a fan.
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︎ Oct 03 2018
Three cats are on a roof. Which one slides off first?
The one with the smallest mu.
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︎ Jan 23 2020
People who donβt eat gluten...
... are really going against the grain.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
What do you call orange ghost?
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I had a dream that i was drowning in an ocean of orange soda. . .
But when I woke I realized that it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giantsβ¦
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︎ Jan 31 2018
What do you call an imaginary color?
A pigment of your imagination...
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︎ Feb 01 2018
When my father died, in his will he gave me his toupee. He said it has been passed down for generations in our family.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
What is a frustrated motherβs favorite month?
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︎ Jan 19 2020
A farmer I knew once fed his cows marijuana
He said that he could possibly profit, but the steaks were high
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Not at all
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︎ Aug 03 2018
what do you call a person who awaits?
A waiter.
P.S. my wife said it is bad one, is she right again?
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︎ Mar 29 2019
What does a fan say to itβs owner?
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︎ May 09 2019
How much room does fungi need to grow?
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