They're on their last legs.
feels shirt fabric
It is now.
Denim, denim, denim.
Them: (Examines socks thoroughly, finding no hole) Where?
Me: How else could you get your foot into it?
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
A pair of curtains? What is it?
They're large pieces of fabric that covers up a window. But that's not important right now.
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
Voting has ended. It's a tie.
I do hope she doesn’t make a habit of it
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
Sofa sew good.
But I’m out of material.
Downey
I fought Lenor and Lenor won!
"Old habits dye hard".
pi-thongs?
The story is likely a fabrication.
Nothing you say will dissuede me!
Nevermind. It's lamé.
It was un-bearable
It was feeling rather Downy.
Everything I touch becomes felt.
Me: “no the regular stuff is fine we’re only a littleallergenic”
He wanted to get some new material.
I felt like it.
Because he uses a fabric softenor
An apatche
Tarry-cloth.
Me, "I dunno, what?"
Her, "The fabric of space time!"
She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.
It's immaterial.
Son responds, "No."
*Touches said fabric* - "It is now!"
Everything I touch becomes felt
Denim.....denim...denim..denim.denim
Everything I touch becomes felt
“I wanted my presents felt.”
