It was sole destroying.
Honestly, they’re trash.
He's retired now.
It was rubbish
It's really quite remarkable!
It's a pane.
It was sole-destroying.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
They were made an offer they couldn't reuse.
I call it Plot Armor ™
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
It’s Sole destroying
Apparently he refused to ever empty the recycle bin.
My boyfriend: Neither. I put it on the .com-post.
Because of all the recycled material on this sub.
Why would you buy a bike and only ride it once?
Because its recycling.
Because it was soda-pressing.
It becomes a decycling bin.
It's free of charge
I told them that I care about the environment and thus recycle my jokes.
So I asked "Why so down in the dumps?"
It was soda pressing.
When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans
"It's not easy being green"
I said I don't have too many loose screws.
She smiled.
But it already had a date with the recycling.
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
... keep reading on reddit ➡He heard you have to reduce Ryu's recycle.
It was soda pressing.
It was sole destroying
I just need some help to get it off the ground
It was sole destroying
It was destroying my sole.
It was sole destroying.
It was sole destroying!
It was sole destroying
It was sole destroying.
It was sole crushing.
It Was Sole Destroying.
I just couldn't keep doing it. It was soda pressing.
It was sole destroying.
