Two cannibals capture an explorer...
...and as they're cooking him, they decide on how they'll eat him. "I'll start at the head", says Cannibal A, "and you start on the feet." Cannibal B agrees.
They finish cooking the explorer and lay him on a tree stump as a makeshift table and begin to eat. After some time, Cannibal A says to Cannibal B without looking up from his meal, "How you doing down there?"
Cannibal B replies, "I'm havin' a ball!"
Cannibal A exclaims, "Slow down! You're eating too fast!"
Just got a notification from Internet Explorer
Apparently Queen Elizabeth I has passed
It’s a royal pain
I have tried to learn algebra, I’m open to exploring calculus
But graphing is where I draw the line
What explorer was the best at hide and seek?
"Viking" is a harsh term. I prefer "Fjord Explorer."
Thought about signing our dog up to be a space explorer...
But remembered he hates vacuums
My girlfriend and I went to Egypt to do some exploring with a guide. We were going to do some river swimming, but we got into a fight and she said we were done.
The guide and I went on, and as we were stepping into the river, I kept thinking about how we could work it out and get back together. Just then, the guide looked at me and said, “Hey man, you’re in de Nile”. He must have seen it on my face.
If Spanish explorers had cheese dip
do you think they would be called the Con Questodores?
Explorers found a stove with an oven in the Himalayas.
Explorers found an ancient copy of the bible for blind people.
Just like that, the search for the holy braille is over.
A football star became a marine explorer…
you know how they named Canada?
Three explorers came upon the land and decided it would be fair if they all had a say.
"Let's all pick a letter, eh?"
"Oh fer shur, I'll start: C, eh?" Goes the first
"N, eh?" Goes the second
"D, eh?" Goes the third
And thus, Canada was born.
I have been using Chrome for years, but recently tried Microsofts new browser. I don't like it.
The fox from Dora the Explorer was banned from Tinder today.
Why do ghost hunters like exploring old breweries?
They want to find hidden spirits
I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.
I yelled out, "Oasis!"
Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!
What kind of car does a Viking drive?
What does an explorer call his new underwear?
My female best friend and her girlfriend gifted me a Rolex for my birthday.
Not what I meant when I said I wanna watch.
For Halloween I wanted to go as a character from Harry Potter but my kid wanted me to go as a character from her favorite tv show. We compromised…
I am going as dumbledora the explorer.
Mick jagger is hosting a show exploring germanic tribes of britain and north europe
Its called saxon faction.
What do you call the explorer that got eaten by an ender dragon?
I think space exploration is a waste of time.
There are many better things to do for leisure than stare at a computer keyboard all day.
What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have is common?
what do you call a cuban space explorer?
To the man who stole my Microsoft office account:
I will find you, you have my Word!
How did the cave explorer come up with the money to explore a cavern?
The sailors were exploring the waters between the cliffs of the inlet.
It was the fjord expedition.
A joke I came up with
An explorer got lost in the jungle, I guess you could say his life is in ruins
My daughter pointed at a big plastic ball with a famous kids cartoon explorer on it....
I said, "That's A DORA BALL!"
Do you know why the researchers have to take a ship to explore the Arctic circle?
Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!
Where do space explorers leave their spacecraft?
If there were a study exploring the pornography preference of people in each country, we could finally see what this world is coming to.
Columbus,Marco Polo etc are not the bravest explorers of all time.
Its the Internet Explorer.
It is brave enough to ask to be my default browser.
What brand of chips is slower than Internet Explorer?
TIL: A thousand years ago, a group of Russian explorers tried to sail into Alaska, but failed.
They couldn’t get their Bering Strait.
Who is a famous Explorer from the past that has been largely forgotten?
A Viking explorer came home to find his name removed from the town register. When his wife complained, the chief apologized and said,
“I must have taken Lief off my census”.
What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?
While hiking in Madagascar an explorer came across a hot spring.
It was a site for sore aye-ayes.
After many years of traveling the globe, an explorer was recently eaten by cannibals.
He died as he lived, a seasoned traveler.
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