Exploits Puns

A list of puns related to "Exploits"

The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.

Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.

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👤︎ u/chadnav
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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You got that right
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👤︎ u/AMswag123
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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Where do Bees stay when they go on holiday? 🐝

Air Bee n Bee

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👤︎ u/trendfoll
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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I'll try but cloths on.
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👤︎ u/recoro06
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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Took me some time
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👤︎ u/Shpritzer1
📅︎ May 13 2020
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Exploitable... reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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👤︎ u/electrocuter666
📅︎ May 02 2019
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Intel x86s hide another CPU that can take over your machine, probably exploited by NSA reddit.com/r/linux/commen…
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👤︎ u/emilvikstrom
📅︎ Jun 16 2016
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Blood test
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👤︎ u/Yakdehi
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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Choking Puns, STAT!

A female friend of mine has a sexual fantasy of being choked during sex (which she exposed during a drunken... "moment"), I am a bad person and find great pleasure in exploiting this via subtle public humiliation! SO, what choking puns have we got to offer?! I'd think of my own but I go to say them and I just choke...

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👤︎ u/jeow91
📅︎ Oct 20 2017
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I saw a kickstarter for a game where bulls had to fight each other for survival.

Another shameless cash grab exploiting the popularity of Cattle Royale.

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👤︎ u/analytik
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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My coworker's grandfather is in the hospital with complications from his diabetes. He was told he might lose his leg.

He responded, "But I'm so attached to it!"

Thank you to my friend/coworker and her grandfather for having a sense of humor and not having an issue with me exploiting him for that sweet, sweet karma.

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👤︎ u/grimfel
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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I dad-joked a guy I met online.

A little back-story. He's in college while I'm about to finish school.

Him: Haha, you're still in school, kiddo. I'm ANCIENT!

Me: I would totally exploit your ruins!

Him: Wooww, smooth.

Me: I'm so sorry for textually harassing you...

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👤︎ u/poopyface05
📅︎ Aug 17 2014
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