An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas

An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firegoat1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Did you hear about the overworked pastry chef?

He suffered a mental bake-down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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He definitely overworked his stick!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What does a global pandemic and an overworked lawyer have in common?

They’re both sick of new cases.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninjaturtles55
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Me: Hey, I’m stuck on a crossword clue..”Overworked Postman”. Can you help?

Her: Ok. How many letters?

Me: Too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Me: Hey, can you help me with a crossword clue? I’m stuck.

Her: Sure, what is it?

Me: β€œOverworked postmen.”

Her: But how many letters?

Me: Too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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I asked my wife, β€œI am stuck with this crossword clue. Would you help?”

Her: Sure. What is it?

Me: The clue is β€œOverworked Postman”.

Her: But how many letters?

Me: Too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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So there's this abusive boss at my Dad's work, right...

And he's not letting anyone go home at reasonable hours or take leave until the big project's . He's been working early mornings and late nights . It's been going on for weeks. they're all tired and homesick. I haven't had a meal with him at home all month which really sucks because he was a great laugh at dinner time. Even when I do see him he's too overworked to even think straight.

Anyway, yesterday Phil, one of his workmates had a brilliant plan.

He turned to my Dad and said to him; "I've had enough of this crap, I'm going home and calling in sick for the next couple of days!"

My dad is amazed. "Phil!" he says, "You can't do that - you'll get sacked!"

"Don't worry, mate," says Phil, "I've got it all worked out." tapping his nose. Out of the blue he reaches up and grabs the ceiling fan (It was off) and hangs upside down from it. My dad has no idea what's going on and tries to ask him, but Phil doesn't answer.

Eventually the boss walks in and asks "Phil - what the Hell are you doing?"

"I'm a lightbulb." replies Phil.

The boss is surprised and realises the guy needs to go home and sends him off for a couple of days. All of a sudden my Dad gets up too and walks away.

"What do you think you're doing?" says the boss.

"You don't expect me to work in the Dark do you?" replies my Dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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