I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
In which era did the half demon bloods exist?
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, what’s their porpoise?
Vampires don't really exist.
Well, unless you Count Dracula
Out of all the birds that exist, owls are the most beautiful.
They are quite the head turner.
How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?
I would just call it naan-existent
Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
What do you call a color that doesn't exist?
A pigment of your imagination.
TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.
Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist
I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.
I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.
NEW Greta Thunberg Meme I made today (Please forgive if it already exists)
My friend once told me centrifugal force doesn't exist.
He was clearly out of the loop.
Scientists found that the nervous system doesn't actually exist.
It's just a lack of the confidence system.
What's a word that doesn't exist?
Some people say that mega churches exist to make money
But I think they are all about the prophets
The greatest air force to ever exist
If the letter ‘f’ didn’t exist
My entire life would be a lie.
What nation everybody knows but it actually doesn't exist?
Maybe aliens exist but they decided not to come to Earth when they checked the reviews and saw that it only has one star
am i real, do we exist, wht is the meaning of life
Thank God, women exists!
Because a world without women would literally be a pain in the ass...
What is the only Caribbean country to exist in Minecraft
Cuba (I am so sorry this has been in my head for days and it’s so bad)
1.Does God exist? 2. Is there all there is to it? 3.
Circles don't need to exist
Pun chat in the tindersphere... Please r/puns, can we have a collective “uggghhhhh” that these people even exist?
Did you guys know that you can’t describe a color that doesn’t exist?
Australia doesn't exist so it doesn't work
My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.
Last night I dreamt about colors that can't exist in the real world...
...but in the end, they're just pigments of my imagination.
What do you get if time no longer exists in the universe?
Came up with a joke this weekend, not sure if it exists yet or not. Why did the duck rob his mom?
So he could buy some quack..
If nothing exists in a vacuum...
Then how do you explain carpet mites?
Did you know that an alternate version of the Harry Potter story exists where he is never a wizard?
In that version, Harry is a simpleton stable boy who assists Hagrid in repairing hollow straw vessels that Hagrid makes as a hobby, but which are bound to break pretty quick.
So he's basically a hay re-potter.
Do you know why the Ramadan exists?
After the fasting you become even more muSlim
The girlfriend with a religious identity crisis declares "If that exists, I'm a Christian rebel".
"So you're a Protestant."
Want to hear a joke about things that don't exist?
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