My doctor told me to start doing hand exercises.

I’m struggling to grasp the importance of this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/attemptednotknown
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Do unfit parents have to exercise a lot to get their children back?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly squats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jenny312
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I've been hiding from doing any exercising.

I'm in the 'Fitness Protection Programme '

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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When Chris Hemsworth was cast by Marvel they gave him an exercise routine. When asked what he thought of it, he responded

I was Thor just thinking about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œThat...sounds like a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My wife keeps insisting that I should warm up before I start exercising.

Sounds like a stretch to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Everybody who voted today gets to say they got exercise.

Because they exercised their right to vote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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A man in my gym just proposed and she said no.

They didn’t workout.

Edited: It changed to they.

Thanks lornstar7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins

It’s the weight and c approach I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My 16 year old son spilled wine while I was doing my daily breathing exercises..

Smells like teen spirit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What exercise does a cow do

Calf raises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all8fingers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.

It's a running gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar_wors
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What was Jesus’ favorite exercise routine?

Crossfit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiseoldmeme
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I’ve been researching exercise bikes for over a month and just can’t pick one.

It turns out this whole time I’ve been bike-curious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stlredbird
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.

I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhnrmn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I signed up for an exercise class, and they said to wear loose clothing.

If I HAD any loose clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fwillia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What’s the best calf exercise?

Grass graises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJDupJ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Making money in the dog exercising business

is a walk in the park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My friend keeps insisting that I should always warm up before I start exercising.

I think that’s a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What do you call a Russian Spec Ops in Exercise gear?

A Spats-naz Agent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XanaTenebris
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Finally done some exercise

feels like a weight's been lifted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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How did the dagger feel after exercising for the first time in a long while?

He was a little sword

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smellybaby
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What is Shrek's favourite exercise?

Yogre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vladturapov
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I saw two women exercising today.

They were taking a walk but were way too close to each other given the social distancing orders. When I confronted them about the need to keep at least 6 feet apart, one of them looked at me dumbfounded and said, "We're just trying to flatten our curves!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jr_flood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I can't take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him

That's what you get for buying a pure bread dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?

A sweatband

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrrhios
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I’ve been trying to come up with jokes about people who don’t exercise

But none of them work out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tipunen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I was going to jump rope for exercise this am

But I ended up skipping it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaftdriven73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What exercise equipment does a koala use?

A Eucalyptical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MKentV
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.

I just dodged a bullet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I own only two types of clothesβ€” I wear my gym clothes when I exercise.

For formal occasions, I wear my James clothes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I don’t know why my wife criticized me for not stretching after exercising.

She knew I was already knotted up about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BawkMcGraw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What exercise do sea creatures do a lot of ?

The do Plank-tons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sameowra1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What’s Captain Crunch’s favorite exercise?

Sit-ups.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onna_Beach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why couldn't the pig exercise?

He pulled his hamstring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkoNova
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do ?

Diddly-squats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly squat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waffel-daddy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sticky118
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I asked my wife for suggestions for a new exercise routine, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œI don’t know. That seems ....like a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I asked my wife, β€œ I’m thinking of starting an exercise routine. What do you suggest?”

Her: Why don’t you try lunges?

Me: That sounds like a huge step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I asked my wife ideas for an exercise routine, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œThat sounds....like a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine. She said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œThat’s .... a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly squats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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