European Pun!
I have Moldova European puns and there is Norway Ukraine diss them, Andorra idiot if you try.
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︎ May 06 2014
European food puns
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Saw this European Union ad on Twitter
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I was poking fun at my friend for not being quite Asian, African, or European
Apparently he's a bit Turklish.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Can I claim an Eastern European exchange student as a dependent to reduce my income below the phaseout threshold?
Iβm hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What do Europeans eat instead of enchiladas?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?
βMom, Iβm Hungaryβ
(Eastern euro joke 7/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Why did the European win the race?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What did the Eastern European say to his friend who was swearing a lot?
Hey, stop using such Bulgar language
(Eastern euro joke 6/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?
He was Russian to get it done
(Eastern euro joke 2/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What do you call 100% white Eastern European?
An Alban-o
(Eastern euro joke 1/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?
Czech your privilege
(Eastern euro joke 4/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?
Iβll Serb you shortly sir.
(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
If other European countries were to leave the EU
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Where do men in Southeast Asia go to buy neckwear?
Thailand (βTie Landβ)
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︎ Feb 21 2021
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Help! As a European dad, I don't understand this sub
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I asked my wife why she lied about where she grew up.
She replied (while using the bathroom): What are you talking about?
I said: You told me you were an American, but European.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
If you're Russian in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I have a European friend that I play chess with.
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︎ May 23 2020
If you were a russian when you went in the bathroom and a finnish when you left, what were you in the bathroom?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
An American is working out
βThis workout is intense!β He huffs to his friend. βMy heart is pounding!β
βHuh?β Says the friend.
βOh, sorry, I forgot youβre European. My heart is βkilogrammingβ.β He replies.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I have a European friend who I play chess with
... Or as I like to call him, my Czech mate
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︎ May 21 2020
Against my better judgement, I ordered a European bride. When I called and asked how long I'd have to wait, they told me...
"The Czechs in the mail."
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
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︎ May 23 2020
Thereβs a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, βAre you a pole vaulter?β
The man says, βActually, Iβm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?β
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?
They were Hungary for change!
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︎ May 07 2020
I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items
I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Which country really controls European currency?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Oh those Europeans. Such wit
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︎ Aug 05 2019
βDad, do all European countries drive on the right?β
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
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︎ May 11 2019
I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
What unit do European cats use to measure volume?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks βYou want the smoking or non-smoking area?β
βOh we want the hottest girls you gotβ
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?
When youβre trying to find the facilities, youβre Russian. Once you get there though, European.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
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︎ Dec 16 2020
my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets
some say he's still hungary to this day
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︎ Aug 29 2019
How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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